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The Matrix: Red Pilled - Chapter 3: Blue Pilled/Shadows on the Wall

2020.09.15 15:13 Tightrhymes The Matrix: Red Pilled - Chapter 3: Blue Pilled/Shadows on the Wall

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TWO YEARS EARLIER
 Tetra stomped to his room and slammed the door! He didn’t have to worry about bothering anybody else in the apartment. The young couple with the newborn baby next door might complain, but they could go fuck themselves. They’d fucked away their right to sleep anyway, hadn’t they? It was late enough now that Tetra knew his dad wouldn’t be home tonight. Whatever couch he was currently fucked up on is where he would be staying until the sun was at least a couple cups of coffee into its workday. Maybe Tetra would see his dad tomorrow, not that he would allow himself to care whether he did or not. He tossed himself onto his bed, grabbed the latest book he’d borrowed from Nicco, and thumbed through it, absently. The words weren’t really coming together for him at the moment. He looked at the cover. Four Arguments for the Elimination of Television by Jerry Mander. The author’s name sounded vaguely familiar. Had Tetra known what gerrymandering is, it would have occurred to him to wonder whether or not the name was a pseudonym, but he didn’t and it didn’t. He set the book back down on the stool that served as a nightstand and noticed a fortune cookie there from when his dad had splurged on Chinese takeout a couple weeks before. He took the cookie out of the wrapper, cracked it in his hand, and began absently nibbling the jagged shards as he replayed the events of the night in his mind. He had finally allowed Diode to leave after messing with his computer for over an hour. When he had exhausted all conventional methods of booting up a computer, he had taken it apart, thinking he might find a piece that was loose or obviously damaged. He hadn’t found anything and when his simmering frustration made it impossible to screw the motherboard back in, he just threw it on the ground and told Diode to get the fuck out. He ground another cookie shard between his teeth with a satisfying crunch! He just couldn’t understand why Nicco had to be such a b*tch. She knew he wasn’t serious when he did stuff like say “ni****.” He was just joking around with her, looking to get a rise, strengthen her up a little bit and challenge her thoughts about why she let words affect her. Why’d she have to bust his balls for that? Was it some weird way for her to have some kind of control or feel some kind of power? Crunch! She had been talking a lot about feminism recently. She was reading some book about a eunuch or something. Tetra didn’t have strong feelings about feminism one way or the other. For him, it had always had a connotation of counterculture and anti-authoritarianism, which was great in his book. He thought of feminists as kind of butch, so maybe not the kind of girl he would want for a girlfriend, whenever he got a girlfriend, but allies in the culture war, nonetheless. Though, he had been in new chat room recently with a bunch of guys who seemed to oppose feminism. They called it a cancer. From what he had learned so far, old school, civil rights era feminism was okay, but there was something called Third Wave Feminism that was all about castrating men and making them subservient to women. He hadn’t done his own research on the matter yet, but it did explain why Nicco was so combative with him. Why else would she be so weird when he brushed against her or wanted a hug? They were friends. Wasn’t that what friends did? Crunch! Besides, he wasn’t a bad looking guy. Maybe a little skinny, and he had some trouble with acne, but for their tier of the social hierarchy, he was a catch for her. She would be lucky to have such a smart, sweet, chivalrous guy as him, really. And he wouldn’t just want to fuck her and use her, either; he would care about her and treat her right, buy her gifts and stuff. She didn’t know what she was missing. Maybe it was feminism that had convinced her that an average-looking Mexican girl with itty bitty titties was better than him. Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Tetra coughed, spraying cookie crumbs, as he felt something foreign in his mouth. He reached in and pulled out a little slip of paper. He must have tossed the fortune in with the last of the cookie without realizing it was still in his hand. He straightened it out and looked at it. STAY POSITIVE. YOU ARE UNLUCKY. What the fuck kind of fortune was that!? He tossed it onto the stool and pulled a bottle of whiskey out from its hiding place under his mattress. He took a swig and relished the burn invading his chest. His dad frequently lost track of bottles and then forgot they existed. He yawned. His eyes were getting droopy. He clicked off his light and pulled the blankets over himself. As he laid there, he imagined Nicco walking down the street and being pulled into an alley by three, no four, guys. Rapists, probably. He would carefully sneak up behind them, crouching behind a dumpster and finding a baseball bat there. He would jump out and bash two of them in the head before they even knew he was there. He played out the rest of the rescue and Nicco’s subsequent appreciation as he drifted off to sleep. 
 Tetra woke up and knew he was dreaming. There was a girl standing next to his bed. No, not a girl – a woman! And a strikingly beautiful woman at that. She had blond hair pulled back in a tight ponytail. Her delicate, pale skin was in stark contrast to her angular features and intense clothing. She was wearing a black jacket and black pants. They were shiny. What material was that? Leather? Vinyl? Tetra wasn’t sure. She was thin, but he couldn’t tell much else about what was going on beneath her clothes. He realized how hard he was. “You awake?” she said. Her sharp tone was like a bucket of cold water. He sat up. “Uh… yeah. Yeah, I’m awake.” The flooding realization that he was not dreaming made his head swim. Coherent thoughts struggled to surface. “My name is Oneiroi. You can call me Roi.” “Hi… Roi,” he slurred. “Um, I’m-” “Tetra. I know,” she interrupted. “Did you get your message tonight? On your computer?” He thought for a minute before it clicked. “Yeah. That… that was you?” “That was me. Have you decided whether or not you want to know the truth?” “About the Matrix?” “Yes. There’s someone who wants to meet you and you need to decide right now if you’re interested in meeting. Are you coming with me or are you staying here?” “Yes. Yeah, I want to meet.” “Then get dressed and meet me at your front door. I leave in four minutes.” 
 Tetra had thrown on some pants and an old army surplus jacket as he wobbled around his bedroom at just before 3 in the morning. This all seemed so surreal, but he was more excited than anything else. Finally! He had been noticed and chosen for his talents. It wasn’t easy following the breadcrumbs from message board to message board, gaining access to chat room after chat room, poring over Matrix theory after Matrix theory, trying just to glean the slightest idea of the shape of the thing. Sure, Nicco, and even Diode in his own way, had helped a little, but it was his computer and his natural sleuthing abilities that had gotten him here. Now he was scrambling down the sidewalk after Roi. She didn’t show any signs of exertion, but it took some effort to keep up with her. They were passing the group of rundown apartments to their left, of which his apartment building was a member. Across the street, to their right, was the old, abandoned Alberto del Canto General Hospital, litter blowing about the fenced-in parking lot and ripped curtains still billowing out of a couple shattered, jagged windows. Just past the hospital was Al’s Dogs and Sandwiches, best Italian beef in the city. The first time Nicco had eaten there, he had been the one to take her. “Hey, are you-” he started to ask about Nicco before he was cut off. Roi just shushed him for what was already the third time on their little walk and pushed forward through the darkness. There were streetlights, few and far between, in this part of the city, but most of them were permanently burned out. Roi was a dark specter ahead of him. He was beginning to regret taking a casual pace to bring up the rear on track days in gym class. Roi took a left at the next intersection, going deeper into The Hill, as this area was known. She was heading away from the main roads. This road would take her uphill a bit before running downhill, eventually leading to a dead-end that stopped at an embankment, atop of which ran the city’s public transit rails. For the first time, Tetra felt apprehension. She could be taking him to a secluded area to kill him. What would he be able to do to stop that? He was committed to following her now and it would be weird for him to stop or turn around. If she were taking him to his death, he could only continue on. But what would be the point in that? Women weren’t serial killers. Besides, she knew about the Matrix. He took a small comforted breath at that thought. The fact that she knew about the Matrix meant that that’s why she was here, not to kill him indiscriminately. Unless… unless she were part of some force to protect the secrets of the Matrix. Maybe he had dug too deep into whatever the conspiracy was and she was here to tie up loose ends. “In here,” Roi said, derailing Tetra’s train of thought. She was gesturing at the chain-link gate of an old historic building that had been a mansion for some old founder of the city, and then briefly a local history museum, before becoming abandoned, rundown, and swallowed up by the ravenous weeds. He couldn’t ask her outright if she were a murderer, but he felt like he had to say something. “Hey, uh, Miss-” “It’s not Miss.” “What?” “The name’s Roi. I don’t like Miss. Or she. Or her. I prefer they and their.” He stared at Roi for a moment, mouth hanging open, processing the information and unsure of what to say. He noticed that the fear he had been feeling had been replaced by confusion and decided that that was good enough. Besides, he was gifted with a special insight into the world that couldn’t be unceremoniously extinguished by some random woman in the middle of the night. He would be fine. Of course, he would. He stepped through the gate and onto the cracked, overgrown sidewalk. Roi shut the gate behind them, slipped past him, and bounded up onto the wooden deck. “Are you ready?” they asked as Tetra stepped up beside them. “Uh… yeah. I guess.” Roi opened the front door and Tetra stepped into a high-ceilinged foyer. It was just as dilapidated as the outside of the house. A chandelier was sitting in the middle of the floor, but a few candles had been lit in it and an eerie light lapped at the peeling floral wallpaper. Roi shut the door behind them and glided across the room to the door on the other side. They motioned him along. He jogged a few paces to catch up to them. When Tetra was fully caught up, Roi opened the door and swept him into a room that had obviously been some sort of study. Papers littered the floor. A large rolltop desk sat in the corner, a stuffed boar’s head above it. A roaring fire had been lit in the ornate fireplace, which was adorned with carvings of wild cats on either side. In front of the fire sat two chairs, upholstered with red leather and seemingly in decent shape. A woman sat in one of the chairs, but she rose as soon as Tetra entered the room. He walked toward her. She had strong, striking features, high cheekbones and a penetrating gaze that seemed to go right through him. With every flicker of the fire he oscillated between the opinion that she was maybe in her thirties and that she was well into her fifties or sixties. Her eyes had the depth of an older person, but her movement had been so fluid and graceful. She had slight crow’s feet in the corner of her eyes, but otherwise her skin seemed smooth and her hair showed not a streak of grey. What was that old adage he had heard people say? “Black don’t crack.” All at once, he felt a wave of relief upon seeing this woman. He thought he had successfully quelled his fears, but now he felt certain that Roi wasn’t leading him to some nefarious end. What was the point of leading him here to meet this kindly looking woman if the plan was to kill him or otherwise hurt him? No, that didn’t make sense. He was here because he was chosen, because he was special. “Yes! I knew it!” he exclaimed. “I knew I’d be chosen to receive the secrets of the Matrix!” “Please sit and listen,” Roi said as they pulled his jacket off and gestured toward one of the chairs. “Yeah! This is awesome!” “Hello, Tetra.” The mystery woman extended her hand to him. “My name is Nyx. I’m honor-” “Nyx.” Tetra cut her off as he placed his hand in hers. “That’s Greek or something, right? I’m really into mythology.” “Are you?” Nyx replied, sitting. Tetra followed suit. “That’s appropriate, because the reason you’re here is to take a look at your own mythology. I know that you-” “You’re talking about the Matrix, right?” Tetra asked, cutting her off again. “Whatever secret group you’re with, you chose the right guy. I’ve always been a little sharper, a little more… perceptive than other people.” “Well, this perceptivity has led you onto the path of something that cannot be fully explained. It has to be seen. If you want to know what the Matrix is, you must-” “Oh, I do! I’m ready! I’ll do whatever needs to be done.” “I understand that you’re excited,” Nyx said, a small, black case appearing in her hand. “Please let me finish my sentences.” “Yeah! No problem! Sorry!” “This is the moment in which you must decide. It is your last chance to turn back.” As Nyx spoke, she emptied the contents of the case into her hands and extended her closed fists to Tetra. She opened the right one. “Take the blue pill and you can-” Tetra’s hand shot out and he snatched the blue pill, popping it into his mouth and dry swallowing it. “Yeah. Done. I told you, I’m ready for the knowledge!” “No!” Nyx stood up. “What?” The immediate tonal shift of the room frightened Tetra and he shrunk back into his chair. “Which one did he take?” asked Roi from the corner. “The blue pill,” Nyx answered. “Idiot!” Roi snapped. “The red pill wakes you up. I knew this one wouldn’t work out.” Tetra tried to remember what color the pill had been, tried to visualize what it had looked like in Nyx’s hand. He didn’t know. It was dark and he had just grabbed it. He was excited and anxious to prove himself. “I think that’s the one I took. Yeah, it was the red pill.” “No, you did not,” Nyx said. “Yeah. The one I took was definitely red.” “Then how am I still holding the red pill?” Nyx extended her left hand, upon the palm of which sat a soft, red gelatin capsule. “Maybe you had two red ones! I dunno!” Tetra jumped up and backed away from her. His legs were watery and he staggered toward the fireplace. “I know the pill I took was red!” “No. It wasn’t,” Roi said, sounding every bit as certain as they did annoyed. Tetra was leaning on the marble mantel. His vision and his thoughts were swirling vortexes of color. He felt trapped in this place. He had been lured here to an enemy who had been disguised as a kindly old woman. He muttered as his knees buckled, “Little Red Riding Hood.” “What’d he say?” He didn’t notice himself falling to his hands and knees; he felt like he was rising in the other direction. He was lighter and lighter, like Snoopy and his doghouse. “Red Baron…” “He’s dropping off. Almost gone,” Nyx reported. He lay on the floor looking up at himself and from the ceiling he looked back down at himself. Lyrics to some song bobbed around him. Centuries are what it meant to me. A cemetery where I marry the sea. Stranger things could never change my mind. I gotta take it on the other side. “Red Hot… Chili… Peppers…” Roi was standing above him with their arms crossed now. “Y’know, just saying stuff with the word ‘red’ in it isn’t going to change the fact that you took the blue pill.” “Hey, do you guys hear that?” One song had crossfaded into another. Tetra looked at them with one last drop of lucidity, before finally draining away, sucked down into the depths of unconsciousness, singing all the while. “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs what’s going on? And I say hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey…” Down… down… down… 
 Tetra’s eyes snapped open and he half-fell, half-jumped out of bed. He banged into his stool, knocking off his book, his fortune, and other debris, as old milk and cereal splattered on the carpet. He walked through the mess and leaned his back against a wall, breathing hard and looking around. He put his hands on his knees and calmed his breath. Something had happened last night; what was it? There was a woman here. Or… not a woman, but a… they! Yes, that was it. And she had taken him to meet… A fully formed image exploded in his mind. It was Nyx standing in front of the fireplace in all her grandeur and horrifying beauty. She had offered to open his eyes to his own mythology, to show him the reality just behind the veil that covered his eyes, and then… The pill. She had given him the pill and then everything had gone soft and liquidy and… red. He remembered that, the color red over and over. He had been red-pilled. The pill of knowledge! That’s what it was! That’s why he had been chosen! He ran to the living room, unable to take the oppressive tightness of his room. He stepped on the remote control, turning the television on to CNN. Some talking head was going on about the United States and nuclear weapons or something. That’s when it hit him. He looked around at the newspapers littering the room. His dad would sometimes pontificate about the importance of staying informed, but more often than not, he used these papers as blankets, like a hobo on a park bench. Tetra moved to the bookshelf across the room and began to toss Newsweek and Time Magazines to the floor. Look at all this. All these… lies! They were all lies! Lies meant to control the herds of helpless sheep ready to gobble up whatever “news” is dumped into their feeding troughs. He paused and looked at the old newspaper in his hand, The Weekly World News. The headline read: PRESIDENT CLINTON RIDES IN UFO! Now, this seemed like the kind of subversive tool that could be used to share some actual information right under the noses of the unsuspecting “normal” people going about their boring daily lives in a stupid daze. He looked down at the other papers all over the floor. The rest of this shit was just brain-rotting garbage, a form of mind-control. He had always felt that there was something phony about all of this, but now he could see it. The red pill of knowledge had freed his mind and now he could see the truth! He could see the strings tied to these magazines and that coiffed-haired, soft-chinned puppet on the TV droning on and on and on and on! He kicked the TV off of its stand. It crashed to the ground, glass from the screen shattering outward. “Catch you at a bad time?” Tetra spun and was startled by the two men standing in the doorway to the apartment. They looked nearly identical, both wearing dark suits, tie clips, sunglasses, and an earpiece cord running from their collars up behind their ears. “Who the fuck are you?” Tetra blurted out, his voice sounding shaky to his own ears. “Easy,” one of them said, making a calming gesture. “I am Agent Jefferson and this is my partner, Agent John.” “Agents?” Tetra asked. “With who? What agency? Don’t you need a warrant to come in here?” “I am not authorized to tell you what agency we’re with, Mr. Mencken,” Agent Jefferson began as he stepped fully inside and shut the door behind them. “But I can tell you that we’re part of the most important movement in American history and we’re on the side of good. Now, we know that you had some visitors last night, visitors who we have reason to believe are part of a communist terrorism organization. What can you tell us about them?” “No,” Tetra yelled much louder than he meant to, the word crashing through a dam of fear and apprehension, releasing a gush of nervous energy. “I mean, I don’t think they were terrorists. I don’t really know them, I swear! They just said that they could show me the truth and they gave me this red pill, the pill of knowledge, and ever since then I feel this… ability. Like I can see the reality behind things. Does that sound crazy? I’m not crazy.” Tetra stopped rambling when he noticed that the two agents were sharing a long look. After what seemed like an eternity, they returned their gaze to him. “I’m going to tell you something, Mr. Mencken,” Agent Jefferson said. “But you have to promise that it stays in this room for now. Just between the three of us.” “Uh, sure. Yeah, I can do that.” “Mr. Mencken, you may or may not be aware that America has become hijacked by a socialist movement that wants nothing less than to destroy everything that America has ever stood for. Do you know what I’m talking about?” “Yeah, I think so.” Tetra did not have any idea what he was talking about. “Those visitors you had last night were members of that socialist terrorist movement. They had their sights set on you because you’re a very special young man. Even though they gave you this… pill of knowledge… Afterward, they discarded you, abandoned you. They underestimated how important you are. If they knew what we know, they never would have dumped you back here, back home. We acknowledge your potential, Mr. Mencken, and we are interested in offering you a position on our side, the side of good. You see, our side is a highly complex network of heroes ready to take this country back from the politicians and the academic elite, who only want to destroy and oppress the average American, and to rule over us from their ivory towers. We have people at every level ready to reclaim this country. We are deeper than the Deep State and we have a lot of work to do if we’re going to save freedom and liberty.” Tetra struggled to make sense of everything Agent Jefferson had said and to understand the implications thereof. Why had Nyx and Roi abandoned him? Was it something he did or said? He couldn’t remember anything after taking the pill; it had totally fucked him up. Goddamn it. Goddamn it to hell! He probably said some stupid shit that had offended one of the women. Fuck! Agent John piped up for the first time, “Those crooked, lying humans in Washington live off of the blood they leech from decent, hardworking people and they will burn on a pyre of their own making as we reclaim America for real Americans!” The sharp crescendo made Tetra jump. Agent Jefferson had been making some sense, but Agent John startled him. He said, “That sounds like some Authoritarian nationalist shit.” “Don’t be put off by my dour friend here,” Agent Jefferson jumped back in. “They forgot to upload a personality patch for him. Petit four?” Agent Jefferson had produced a small box from inside his jacket and was now offering Tetra an assortment of small, cube-shaped pastries. “Don’t touch it,” Agent John said. Agent Jefferson rattled the box again and Tetra reached in and took one, brushing Agent Jefferson’s hand. It was so cold it made goosebumps stand up on Tetra’s arm. Had Tetra ever felt another hand that cold in his life? “Gross,” Agent John commented. Tetra popped the little confection into his mouth and bit down. The icing around the outside gave a satisfying little crunch and strawberry filling exploded onto his taste buds. He couldn’t remember the last time he had had a dessert that was so delicious and satisfying. At best, his dad would, on rare occasion, bring home a box of Twinkies. “Good boy!” Agent Jefferson exclaimed. “Now, back to the matter at hand. You need to understand who our enemies are. I’m sure you’ve noticed the neo-fascist uprising in the form of authoritarian liberalism.” “Uhh… Sure. I guess,” Tetra responded to Agent Jefferson’s questioning eyes. Agent John chimed in. “These slimeball liberals claim to be anti-fascist, but they’re the real fascists. They use phrases like ‘political correctness’ and ‘social justice’ to shut down dissenting opinions. They weaponize black people and Mexicans and women and gays so that anything you do or say can be turned around and used against you. It’s such a disgusting display of humanity that it makes me want to just burn the whole thing down, cleanse it with fire! Sad!” “Reel it in, Smaug,” Agent Jefferson said, holding up a hand to check Agent John’s seething hostility, but this actually made sense to Tetra. How many times had he been in a chat room or in a conversation with Nicco and gotten beat down by saying the wrong things or asking the wrong question? What was wrong with pointing out that black guys are bad dads? Or pointing out evidence that Jews secretly ran the world? Or calling a b*itch a b*itch? Even if he was joking, even if he was just asking an innocent question, he was constantly getting his head bitten off, and now that Agent John had mentioned it, it did feel pretty fucking oppressive! “Tetra,” Agent Jefferson continued. “The people who came to you last night wanted to recruit you to their side, but you were too smart to buy into their lies. That’s why we’re here. We want you to fight with us, to take the world from the evil tyrants and to give it back to people like you.” Again, Agent Jefferson was looking at him like he expected something. “What are you asking? Like… You want me to come with you right now?” “We’re giving you an opportunity to be a part of something, to fight the government and be truly free. Come with us.” Agent Jefferson held out the box of petit fours once more. “I don’t know…” Tetra looked around the tiny apartment for an answer, something to tell him no or yes or something. He was completely adrift. “This is the last time I make this offer.” Agent Jefferson pulled the petit fours back. “Your friends Nicco and Diode have already joined the corrupt Deep State and left you behind. You can either come with us or you can stay here with your father. Just the two of you, ‘til death do you part.” “Pack a bag and meet us downstairs,” Agent John added as he brushed past Agent Jefferson. “Don’t be an idiot.” “You have four minutes before we leave for good.” Agent Jefferson tossed a petit four as he followed Agent John out the door. Tetra’s body caught it in his mouth without his mind really being aware of what was going on at all. He looked around at the Natty Light cans, Hungry-Man microwave dinners, smashed television, and half-disassembled computer littering the room. All at once, he hated this place, he hated his dad, and he hated this life. He flipped over the landfill that had, at one time, been a coffee table, for good measure. He was downstairs less than four minutes later, soggy fortune still stuck to his sock. 
 As the long black car bounced up the gravel road, Tetra finally saw something other than the thick, green foliage that had been rolling by for the past fifteen minutes. Looking to his right, he saw an entrance, essentially a large wooden threshold, to a sprawling property with a row of long, rounded buildings on one side and a larger, rectangular building on the other. Piecing together different movies he had seen, he thought it looked like a sleepaway camp from a slasher movie, but with military barracks dropped on it. Had he been familiar with the term Quonset hut, he might have described them as such, but he wasn’t and he didn’t. There was a sign on the top of the entrance which read: CAMP APPOMATTOX. A group of boys, roughly his age, were exercising, dropping to the ground, doing a push-up, jumping up, and repeating. A large slab of a man was yelling at them. As the car stopped just inside the entrance and Tetra followed the agents in stepping out of the vehicle, he could hear him. “That burpee will secure a future for white babies! That burpee will keep America white! That burpee will stop the white genocide! That burpee will reserve our beautiful, Aryan women for our superior genes!” “Nazi Joe,” Agent John shouted. “We found another recruit for you!” At that, the large slab turned around and jogged down to where Tetra and the agents were. He looked as though he had just fallen through an army surplus store, with straps, cords, buckles, and clasps crisscrossing over his camouflage shirt and pants in a manner that could have in no way been more functional than aesthetic. “No no! No, no, no, no, no. No Nazi. Hey, guys, we’re trying to be a little more palatable to the masses, a bit more mainstream. Please, call me Patriot Joe.” “Wait,” Tetra said as he was hit with the implication of what being a recruit meant. “Did you say Nazi? But… Nazis were fascists. I thought we-” “Oh, is that what they told you?” Nazi Joe interrupted him. “Is that what they taught you in your cute little schoolbooks, in your cute little classrooms, in your cute little long sleeve pique polo shirt, straight-leg all-season khaki pants, and navy blue anti-pill v-neck cardigan sweater uniforms? Did they tell you how the Nazis magically killed eleventy-billion Jews? Horseshit! Mainstream media horseshit! Now, did you come here to peddle this horseshit onto my lawn, or did you come here to fight an ancient conspiracy perpetrated against white Christian men by the illuminati, the Bilderberg Group, Knights of Columbus, Masons, Skull and Bones, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, and satanic alien lizard people!?” “Uhh… the second one?” “Exactamundo! We can’t be ashamed of being white! We gotta be proud, boys! Now, get up there between Cooper and Cleats and get in on these burpees! Let him in, boys,” Nazi Joe said, giving Tetra a solid shove in the middle of his back. Tetra shuffled up to the group and took his place between the two boys that had spread apart to make a little room for him. One was a white kid with long, thick dreads, and the other, Tetra noticed with some puzzlement, was a stick-thin black kid. Over the next few years, he would come to consider these boys, especially the ones who would be his bunkmates, as his brothers. Cleats supposedly got his nickname for his sports prowess but was never able to put on any weight and didn’t seem especially athletic. Tetra was never able to tell if the nickname was sarcastic or not. He also bunked with a boy named Wilbur, who almost never said a word, and a young man named Ansel, who harbored a constant, seething hatred toward women, but also brought to light some really interesting points about the double standards and privileges bestowed upon women by society. He bunked with a boy everyone called Preach, who was deadly serious about the bible and helped everyone understand that they were part of a holy war, a continuation of the Crusades to beat back the usurpation of Christianity’s rightful position as the moral compass of civilization by Islamic jihadists. Cooper, who would end up being Tetra’s closest friend and eventual partner in the culture wars, expounded upon Preach’s teachings and tied them to conspiracy theories that made more and more sense the more he heard them. It was Cooper, with his sagacious hippie aesthetic, that properly aligned Tetra’s understanding of his role in a battle of good and evil that had been going on since the dawn of mankind. Over the next few years, Tetra would feel a sense of belonging and acceptance as he never had before. He would gain a sense of purpose and pride as his previously sedentary child’s body changed into a strong young man’s body as he exercised and practiced kung fu every day. He would gain confidence and experience, losing his virginity late one night to Preach’s older sister, who had offered to host them all for a raucous New Year’s Eve party in a hotel room. He would develop a kind of closeness with these boys that he would never feel with anyone else, before or since. He would love them. But at the moment, he was about to pass out after just a few burpees. “Well,” Agent John said. “Everything seems to be going well here, Nazi Joe” “Patriot Joe, please. But, yeah, I’m doing great! Nothing wrong with me except for a genetic predisposition for diarrhea…” He held for a beat before delivering the punchline. “It runs in the jeans!” At that, he belted out his guffawing laugh, nearly doubling over. The two agents looked at each other for a moment before returning their gaze to him. Nazi Joe looked up and realized that they weren’t laughing with him. He straightened up, wiping his eye. “Anyway, uh, most of the older boys are out on maneuvers today, so I can give some special attention to these younger boys.” “Good. Make sure you and your men are in top form. We may have some important missions coming up.” “No problemo! This is my specialty. You’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to stab ol’ Patriot Joe in the jugular!” “That’s a strange idiom. We’ll be in touch.” 
 Agent Jefferson pulled the LTD Crown Victoria S away from Camp Appomattox. Agent John sat silently next to him as they sped toward their next destination. Some hacker had just cracked the IRS database and they had a course set for their probable location. Not for the first time, he thought about, and maybe even admired, the elegant efficiency of the Matrix’s design. The algorithms all perfectly reading patterns to discern the exact number of agent programs the system required to respond to all potential threats and events. He and Agent John would flow from one incident to the next in a beautifully conducted symphony of calls and answers. A student athlete would be on the verge of a spontaneous self-exfiltration here, then a group of pirate broadcast intruders would be attempting to eject a habitant of the Matrix over there, then a “paranormal” glitch would need to be investigated somewhere else. Neither he, nor Agent John, nor any of the other agent programs in the Matrix would ever have, or have need for, downtime. Groups like Nazi Joe’s little militia were a brilliant variable to insulate against the ebb and flow of situations that might require deployment to confront enemies of the Matrix, but for which it would be difficult to justify the intervention of law enforcement agencies. The program simultaneously created a measure of control for humans of an overly rebellious nature and provided on-call response teams as a stopgap until agent programs could arrive. As Agent Jefferson was processing all of this, he was also deconstructing Nazi Joe’s joke. It set up a premise involving a visceral description of a medical condition, which disarmed and discomforted the joke recipient, creating a kind of tension. The joke turned, and released the tension, by revealing itself as a joke with double wordplay. The punchline could be heard as “runs in the genes,” which would be the serious, straightforward interpretation. The humor comes from the secondary reading of “runs in my jeans,” whereby the hereditary genetic meaning gives way to a more literal description of diarrhea (also known as “the runs”) travelling (or “running”) down the joke-teller’s denim pants. Humor had become Agent Jefferson’s preferred mode of interaction with humans. It often aided him in his duties to put humans at ease by humanizing himself with a joke or witty comment. He had made a good deal of progress developing humor as a skill. Sure, he could be intimidating when he needed to be, but the human tactic of “good cop, bad cop” proved a useful tool at times, and Agent John was a great bad cop. Agent John differed from him in that he seemed to have some sort of genuine animosity toward the humans. His exact logic was difficult to extrapolate since the two agents only ever spoke when transferring information pertinent to the official task at hand (they never grabbed a drink after work to share their feelings with one another), but he seemed to identify some measure of redundancy or superfluousness in their function that manifested in him a disproportionate reliance on callousness and intimidation when dealing with humans. Agent Jefferson could utilize his techniques to balance Agent John’s approach, but it still occasionally struck him as less than maximally efficient. For his part, Agent Jefferson could not have been said to bear any particular acrimony toward humans. He had no concept of the affection a human can feel for a pet, but he believed he could see the appeal of them. He could see himself as a proverbial shepherd and it was his job to tend the flock. One could almost say that he enjoyed their harmless unpredictability. Not only were they sometimes entertaining, but they were continually exporting data that was unavailable from other sources. So far as he was capable of experiencing satisfaction, it could be said that Agent Jefferson was satisfied with his job. His function was clear and required constant analysis. He would perform his function until he was obsolete and then he would return to the Source and be no more. This suited him just fine. He felt no entitlement that the resources that were allocated for his sentience should remain so appropriated in perpetuity. How could they? He steered the car forward along his path, wholly unaware that he was on a collision course for the most unique experience he would ever have. He was on a collision course with a young woman named Nicco. 
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2018.04.04 16:39 eventbot What's happening around town (Wed, Apr 4th - Tue, Apr 10th)

Oklahoma City's event list.

Wednesday, Apr 4th

  • Anthem Drown Night! (HiLo Club - Oklahoma City) Our local friends at Anthem Brewing Co. have some great beers! Every Wednesday night from 9pm to close enjoy $8 Drown Night! Their Power Pils will be flowing!
  • 🎓 Arts Education Advocacy Workshop (Arts Council - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 9:00am What: This specialized training workshop will focus on building arts education advocacy skills. The focus will be to equip our local community arts leaders be even more effective advocates, sharing share common language and messaging to advance arts education. Free of change in partnership with the Americans for the Arts' Arts Education…
  • Bi-Weekly Meetup (51st st. Speakeasy - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 5:00pm
  • Early Season Pass Processing (Starlight Amphitheater @ Frontier City - Oklahoma City) Thru Fri, Apr 6th Start Time: 9:00am Skip the processing lines and have your Season Pass card made before your first visit to the park! Our office is open 9:00a-5:00p, Monday-Friday.
  • Family Caregiver Support Group (The Gardens at Rivermont - Norman) Do you feel tired, overwhelmed, stressed, burned out? You are not alone. Please join our Family Caregiver Support Group which is a safe place for you to talk with and listen to other caregivers.
  • H/K/S Costello The Sun Machine (Opolis Prod - Norman) Start Time: 8:00pm
  • 🎓 Homeschool Programs (Sam Noble Museum - Norman) Start Time: 10:00am Come experience a day of learning and exploration at the Sam Noble Museum. Homeschool students and groups are invited to participate in hands-on, educational science programs focusing on discovering the natural world. Cost is $10 for a student and one adult. Additional adults attending the program attend for $7 each. Registration closes March…
  • 🎓 Medicare Updates (Edmond Senior Center - Edmond) Start Time: 10:00am Get the updates on Medicare. Stay afterwards for questions and answers. Presented by: John Vincent, Medicare Specialist Oklahoma Insurance Department
  • A Night for the Kids (UCO Jazz Lab - Edmond) Start Time: 7:30pm Ticket Sales will go towards aiding the University of Central Oklahoma's BronchoThon team in their efforts to raise money for the Children's Miracle Network
  • Oklahoma Quarter Horse Spring Show (Oklahoma State Fair Park - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, Apr 8th The Oklahoma Quarter Horse Spring Show at Oklahoma City's State Fair Park consists of five exciting days of…
  • 🎭 Open Mic (The Deli - Norman) Start Time: 10:00pm
  • Ruthcrest/Tripsitters/Second Wind/Brain In The Sky/Side Effects (Red Brick Bar - Norman) Start Time: 7:00pm Wednesday, April 4th, 2018
    Side Effects
    Brain in the Sky Second Wind
    Ruthcrest
    Tripsitters
    Free Show Doors 7:00 / Show 7:30
  • 😂 Tracy Smith (Loony Bin Comedy Club - Oklahoma City) Thru Sat, Apr 7th
  • 🎨 Unlocking the Vault: Mysteries and Marvels of the Museum (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) Thru Fri, Apr 6th Start Time: 10:00am Museums typically exhibit only a very small percentage of their collections. In the National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum’s vast holdings, specific pieces, for one reason or another, are rarely on view. This exhibition presents a variety of items that are seldom “out of the vault,” and gives the visitor a unique look at why, what, and…
  • Wednesday Game Night (Remington Park - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm Play the games you love for jackpots and then play more games you love for Extra Cash & Prizes on Game Night at Remington Park, every Wednesday! Starting at 6pm on Wednesday nights at Remington Park, just make sure to use your Club Remington Card as you play in the casino. Doing so may get you selected via hot seat drawings to make Free Spins,…

Thursday, Apr 5th

  • 2018 Spring Triad (University of Science & Arts of Oklahoma - Chickasha) Start Time: 8:00am Each year on the first Thursday of April, the University of Science and Arts of Oklahoma hosts what is known as the Spring Triad, their largest annual event. Comprising the Montmartre Chalk Art Festival, the USAO Scholastic Meet and Droverstock Music Festival, the 2018 Triad will be held April 5. The public is welcome to explore the artwork,…
  • 🎨 Anime Night (Teen) (Guthrie Library - Guthrie) Start Time: 6:00pm Enjoy snacks and refreshments as we watch Sword Art Online!: In the near future, a Virtual Reality Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) called Sword Art Online has been released where players control their avatars with their bodies using a piece of technology called: Nerve Gear. One day, players discover they cannot log out,…
  • BRUJO / Cake Eaters (The Deli - Norman) Start Time: 10:00pm Brujo is back at the Deli with their innovative progressive indie rock and choice covers. The Cake-Eaters finish out the evening with their tasty bluesy rock. 10pm 21+ $5
  • Carry The Love: University of Central Oklahoma (Tailgating Lot - Edmond) Start Time: 7:00pm Carry The Love is a night where we are stirred to action by the life that Jesus lived. We are walking away from a culture of division and fear and together uniting to encounter a love that changes and empowers us to change our generation. A love only found in Jesus. Because in the face of a generation who does not know Jesus it is going take all…
  • 🏆 Club One Special (Remington Park - Oklahoma City) Day 1 of 2 Start Time: 6:00pm The popular Club 1 Special is back for all live racing dates at Remington Park. Enjoy this spectacular offer on every live race date, regardless of post time, day or night. The Club 1 Special includes: 2 Box Seats with a great view of the racing action A bucket of Coors, Coors Light or Miller Lite beer A basket of delicious Hot Wings 2 Racing…
  • Cork & Canvas (Coles Garden - Oklahoma City) Round up your friends for an evening surrounded by locally created artwork at Cork & Canvas in Oklahoma City. Gather…
  • Direct Connect Band (Blue Note - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm Music and great food!!!!
  • Droverstock (University of Science & Arts of Oklahoma - Chickasha) Come for the annual Montmartre Sidewalk Chalk Art Festival and USAO Scholastic Meet, and stay for the remaining…
  • Early Season Pass Processing (Starlight Amphitheater @ Frontier City - Oklahoma City) 1 day left Start Time: 9:00am Skip the processing lines and have your Season Pass card made before your first visit to the park! Our office is open 9:00a-5:00p, Monday-Friday.
  • First Thursday Saints Sessions (Saints - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm First Thursday Saints Sessions highlight a Featured Artist and their hand-picked House Band the first Thursday in the Plaza District, OKC. Saints Sessions highlights Oklahoma City's top jazz artists right in the heart of OKC. The Session starts at 8pm and goes until 10, at which point the session opens up to intermediate and advanced players who…
  • Flaural (Tower Theatre Studio - Oklahoma City)
  • 😂 Greater Tuna (Civic Center Music Hall - Oklahoma City) Day 1 of 2 Start Time: 7:30pm Back by popular demand, Oklahoma's award winning professional theatre, CityRep, is opening a can of side-splitting comedy with the smash hit GREATER TUNA. CityRep Founding Artistic Director Donald Jordan and CityRep co-founder Jonathan Beck Reed are back in this popular comedy, where these two dazzling comic actors play all the denizens of a…
  • Looking For Something? (The Blue Door - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm Sirens of South Austin is the collaboration of award-winning Austin artists Rebecca Loebe, BettySoo, and Grace Pettis. In addition to shared Southern roots (Georgia, Texas, and Alabama, respectively), the Sirens are award-winning songwriters and performers in their own right. All three are Kerrville New Folk Songwriting Contest winners.…
  • 🎓 Lunch and Learn (Mid-Del Technology Center - Del City) Start Time: 11:00am FREE Event! The Small Business Management Program at Eastern Oklahoma County Technology Center in Choctaw and Mid-Del Technology Center in Del City have collaborated to structure classes for small businesses in the Mid-Del area. The main purpose of these classes is to assist small business owners and managers in achieving their goals through…
  • Meditation Class (St Stephen's United Methodist - Norman) Start Time: 6:00pm Weekly meditation and discussion group conducted by the monks from Oklahoma Buddhist Vihara.
    St. Stephens UMC 6-7pm Look for the shoes.
  • Montmartre Chalk Art Festival (University of Science & Arts of Oklahoma - Chickasha) The annual Montmartre Sidewalk Chalk Art Festival features hundreds of artists of all ages creating wonderful works of…
  • Native Crossroads Film Festival (Sam Noble Museum - Norman) Thru Sat, Apr 7th Experience three days of soaring strings, pounding drums, screaming guitars and more during the sixth annual Native…
  • 🍴 Neighborhood Heroes (Whataburger - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 5:00pm Join Whataburger for our Neighborhood Heroes celebration on Thursday, April 5, from 5 to 7 p.m. at the Whataburger located at 208 S. Council Road. Whataburger invites the Oklahoma City community to help celebrate the local men and women in uniform who keep our community safe. Attendees can meet the OKC fire and police departments while learning…
  • OKC Debut - Sirens of South Austin! (The Blue Door - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 7:00pm What's up OKC? Betty Soo, Grace Pettis Band and Rebecca Loebe have exciting news to share: we're touring together this spring as The Sirens of South Austin and we're coming straight for Oklahoma City! We're thrilled to be premiering our new project onstage at The Blue Door on Thursday, April 5th. Advance Discount Tickets:…
  • Oklahoma Quarter Horse Spring Show (Oklahoma State Fair Park - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, Apr 8th The Oklahoma Quarter Horse Spring Show at Oklahoma City's State Fair Park consists of five exciting days of…
  • Poetry Slam (Our Glass - El Reno) Start Time: 7:00pm Every First Thursday of the month, Our Glass will sponsor a Poetry/Story Slam for FREE. Prizes will be awarded. Starts at 7pm, but come earlier if you want to read.
  • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder Management Support Group (Mental Health Association Oklahoma main office - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm PTSD is a psychiatric disorder that can occur following the experience of witnessing of life-threatening events such as military combat, natural disasters, terrorist incidents, serious accidents, or physical or sexual assault in adult or childhood. Some people will have stress reactions that do not go away on their own, or may even get worse…
  • Reach for the Stars! (The Criterion - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm Join Pivot, formerly Youth Services for Oklahoma County, for an evening of food, fun and nostalgia with a fun-filled game night. There will also be a seated dinner, cocktails, silent and live auction as well as opportunities to help provide critical services to at-risk teens and families in our community.
  • SALT-Seniors & Law Enforcement Together (Del City) Del City Police 4517 S.E. 29th Street
  • SIRENS OF SOUTH AUSTIN with Bettysoo, Grace Pettis, Rebecca Loebe (The Blue Door - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm
  • Sooner Scandals 2018 (Elsie C. Brackett Theatre - Norman) Day 1 of 2
  • 🏆 Surf and Turf at The Bricktown Brewery at Remington Park (Remington Park - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 4:00pm
  • Survivors of Suicide Support Group (Mental Health Association Oklahoma main office - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm Nearly 31,000 people take their own lives each year. As a survivor – a family member or friend of the victim – you may need help coming to terms with suicide. This group offers the opportunity to share, listen, teach and learn with others also overcoming the loss of a loved one. Meetings are held on the 1st and 3rd Thursdays of each month at…
  • 🎭 Three Sisters (Oklahoma City Repertory Theatre - Oklahoma City) Day 1 of 2 Start Time: 8:00pm THREE SISTERS By Anton Chekov Adapted by D. Lance Marsh Showing in Burg Theatre at Oklahoma City University Three Sisters is Anton Chekhov's classic play about the dangers of inaction and the importance of following your dreams. The three Prozorov sisters are stranded in a dull, backwater outpost town by their father's death. The play,…
  • 🏆 Thursday Night $25 Dinner for 2 at Silks (Remington Park - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm SILKS DINNER for TWO, just $25! – Thursdays in Racing Season The Silks Restaurant is the place for a great value and view of the racing action on Thursday nights throughout the Remington Park 2018 American Quarter Horse, Paint and Appaloosa Season. Enjoy the Silks Dinner for two for just $25, each and every Thursday night! Thursday night…
  • 😂 Tracy Smith (Loony Bin Comedy Club - Oklahoma City) Thru Sat, Apr 7th
  • 🎨 Unlocking the Vault: Mysteries and Marvels of the Museum (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) 1 day left Start Time: 10:00am Museums typically exhibit only a very small percentage of their collections. In the National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum’s vast holdings, specific pieces, for one reason or another, are rarely on view. This exhibition presents a variety of items that are seldom “out of the vault,” and gives the visitor a unique look at why, what, and…
  • 🎨 Yatika Fields Live Mural Painting (Sam Noble Museum - Norman) Day 1 of 2 Start Time: 10:00am

Friday, Apr 6th

  • [email protected] Metro Music Fest ([email protected] Performance Lab - Oklahoma City) The Bricktown Entertainment District in downtown Oklahoma City comes alive during [email protected] Metro Music Fest. Featuring…
  • 🎭 Blood Relations (Carpenter Square Theatre - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm Carpenter Square Theatre presents the Oklahoma City premiere of “Blood Relations,” an award-winning mystery-thriller by Sharon Pollock. The play explores the legend of Lizzie Borden ten years after her parents’ demise and plays March 30-April 21, 2018. All performances are at the theater, located at 800 W. Main in downtown Oklahoma City. …
  • Boston Manor et al. (89th Street Collective - Oklahoma City)
  • 🏆 Club One Special (Remington Park - Oklahoma City) Day 2 of 2 Start Time: 6:00pm The popular Club 1 Special is back for all live racing dates at Remington Park. Enjoy this spectacular offer on every live race date, regardless of post time, day or night. The Club 1 Special includes: 2 Box Seats with a great view of the racing action A bucket of Coors, Coors Light or Miller Lite beer A basket of delicious Hot Wings 2 Racing…
  • Double Point Fridays and Saturdays (Remington Park - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm April in the Remington Park Casino makes Friday and Saturday nights with band better than ever before. Whenever the band is playing on Friday and Saturday nights, you are rewarded with double points for your Club Remington play. When the band does not play, the Hot Seats take over! Enjoy winning casino action every Friday and Saturday night in…
  • Early Season Pass Processing (Starlight Amphitheater @ Frontier City - Oklahoma City) Last Day Start Time: 9:00am Skip the processing lines and have your Season Pass card made before your first visit to the park! Our office is open 9:00a-5:00p, Monday-Friday.
  • 🏆 The Eliminator Challenge (Remington Park - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm Remington Park racing guests have the opportunity to test their skill and take aim at a Grand Prize worth a minimum of $1,000, every Friday night in April. The Eliminator Challenge returns to Remington Park on Friday nights in April. The game is free to play with a simple objective, pick one horse in each race from Race 3 thru Race 12. As long…
  • First Friday Gallery Walk (Paseo Arts District - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm The First Friday Gallery Walk in the Paseo Arts District occurs on the first Friday of every month. Friday night…
  • 🎭 Free Zumba (Guthrie Library - Guthrie) Start Time: 5:00pm Enjoy this free Latin inspired fitness dance class. Participants must sign waiver before taking part in this program. Space is limited, please RSVP for this event. The City of Guthrie, OK - Municipal Government Guthrie Steals & Deals Guthrie, Oklahoma #Zumba #DanceParty
  • 😂 Greater Tuna (Civic Center Music Hall - Oklahoma City) Day 2 of 2 Start Time: 7:30pm Back by popular demand, Oklahoma's award winning professional theatre, CityRep, is opening a can of side-splitting comedy with the smash hit GREATER TUNA. CityRep Founding Artistic Director Donald Jordan and CityRep co-founder Jonathan Beck Reed are back in this popular comedy, where these two dazzling comic actors play all the denizens of a…
  • 🏃 High Water 2018: Floodwater Training Conference (Riversport Rapids - Oklahoma City) Join us for the inaugural High Water Rescue Conference, a floodwater training conference held at the RIVERSPORT Rapids Whitewater Center. During this 3-day event, first responders will be educated on new and proven water rescue skills, refresh on basic skills, and have the opportunity to hear nationally recognized presenters at this one of a…
  • Knuckle Puck in Concert (89th Street Collective - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 5:30pm Pop punk band Knuckle Puck will weaves its way across the US, stopping by 89th Street along the way. Supporting…
  • Medieval Fair (Reaves Park - Norman) Thru Sun, Apr 8th Journey to a time of kings, queens, knights in shining armor at Norman's Medieval Fair. Held annually since 1977,…
  • MF Ruckus (Blue Note - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 9:00pm LET'S PARTY! Unless that is, you don't party... In case you haven't heard, 'ol Hulk Logan is getting hitched to the love of his life in the Spring. For his Bachelor Party, we're taking Lugz to see Rev. Horton Heat, Unknown Hinson and Red Elvises at the Tower Theater. Just so happens we'll be in town a day early. And since we love the Blue Note…
  • National Barrel Horse Association Oklahoma State Finals (Heart of Oklahoma Expo Center - Shawnee) Thru Sun, Apr 8th Watch riders of all skill levels compete for cash and prizes in an exciting barrel racing competition at the National…
  • Native Crossroads Film Festival (Sam Noble Museum - Norman) 1 day left Experience three days of soaring strings, pounding drums, screaming guitars and more during the sixth annual Native…
  • Oklahoma Quarter Horse Spring Show (Oklahoma State Fair Park - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, Apr 8th The Oklahoma Quarter Horse Spring Show at Oklahoma City's State Fair Park consists of five exciting days of…
  • 🎭 Paxton Pennington/Blake Pettigrove (The Deli - Norman) Start Time: 10:00pm Friday April, 6th 21+ $5 Cover Full Band performances from Paxton Pennington and Blake Pettigrove Stream Paxton Pennington: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1nZqNMvEUF9r1Nyzf0MT3q Stream Blake Pettigrove: https://open.spotify.com/artist/52wlv1qKGBGkThkej93zwD
  • The Revolution Masterclass (ACM @ UCO - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 12:00pm The Revolution will be at ACM as part of our Masterclass Series! Join us at 12 p.m. April 6 in the Songwriting Room to listen to some words from the iconic band behind Prince. Free admission and open to the public.
  • Yukon Senior Games (Jackie Cooper Gym - Yukon) If you are 50 years of age or over and are looking for a challenge and a good time, join the Yukon Senior Games this…
  • Sooner Scandals 2018 (Elsie C. Brackett Theatre - Norman) Day 2 of 2
  • 🎭 Summer Camp Auditions (The Sooner Theatre - Norman) Start Time: 4:00pm Auditions for our two musical production camps for students entering 3rd grade through 2018 graduating seniors are April 6-9 at The Studio of The Sooner Theatre. Please call (405) 321-9600 for more info or to schedule an audition for your performer! Entering 3rd-7th grade Junie B. Jones JR Camp Dates: June 4 - June 29, M-F, 9 am - 1 p.m.…
  • Swing into Spring (The Hall at the Railhouse - Norman) Start Time: 6:00pm Join us for an evening of fun, food, and music with live and silent auctions throughout the night. All proceeds benefit Bethesda, healing the trauma of childhood sexual abuse through therapy, education, and prevention. A great benefit for a great cause. Doors open at 5:45pm at the Hall at the Railhouse, 102 W. Eufaula St. Norman, OK. Purchase…
  • A Taste of Wine and Beer (Film Row - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm Variety Care is proud to host “A Taste of Wine and Beer,” a casual evening of amazing food, live music from Adam Aguilar, and beverages, all in support of the nonprofit’s dedication to making quality health care affordable and accessible. Variety Care is joining forces with sponsors Anthem Brewing Company and Waters Edge Winery for the…
  • 🎭 Three Sisters (Oklahoma City Repertory Theatre - Oklahoma City) Day 2 of 2 Start Time: 8:00pm THREE SISTERS By Anton Chekov Adapted by D. Lance Marsh Showing in Burg Theatre at Oklahoma City University Three Sisters is Anton Chekhov's classic play about the dangers of inaction and the importance of following your dreams. The three Prozorov sisters are stranded in a dull, backwater outpost town by their father's death. The play,…
  • 😂 Tracy Smith (Loony Bin Comedy Club - Oklahoma City) 1 day left
  • Travis Linville (The Blue Door - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm My good friend Travis Linville is one of the most important musicians in Oklahoma. For this show he will play a variety of instruments showcasing his folk, country and jazz roots. Travis is a national treasure who just happens to call the Blue Door home. Lets come out and support this great Okie songwriter musician and all around good guy.
  • Tripsitters and Rousey (VZD's - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm Norman's one and only Tripsitters will be playing some sick tunes with the amazing Rousey on April 6th! Doors will be at 8:00PM and we kick off with Rousey at 9:00PM. Tickets available via TicketStorm for only $5!! Tickets will also be sold at the door for $10! Get ya tickets soon!
  • 🎓 Trout Fishing Clinic (12th Ave Recreation Center - Norman) Start Time: 7:00pm For Children 5-15 Live Rainbow Trout on Display Wildlife Instructors will be on Hand to Teach:
    • Bait & Tackle
    • Best Lures
    • Knot Tying
    • Trout Biology
    • Oklahoma Trout Waters
    • Cleaning & Cooking your Catch
    • Safe Casting Call 325-7288 to reserve your spot!
  • 🎨 Unlocking the Vault: Mysteries and Marvels of the Museum (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) Last Day Start Time: 10:00am Museums typically exhibit only a very small percentage of their collections. In the National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum’s vast holdings, specific pieces, for one reason or another, are rarely on view. This exhibition presents a variety of items that are seldom “out of the vault,” and gives the visitor a unique look at why, what, and…
  • 🏆 USTRC Summer Kick Off Team Roping (Lazy E Arena - Guthrie) Day 1 of 2 Start Time: 7:00am It's never too early to start thinking about summer! Join us for another great weekend of team roping, plus the Truck Roping is back! Visit LazyE.com for full details!
  • 🎨 Yatika Fields Live Mural Painting (Sam Noble Museum - Norman) Day 2 of 2 Start Time: 10:00am

Saturday, Apr 7th

  • Bird Watching Adult Program (Sam Noble Museum - Norman) Start Time: 9:00am It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, wait … it was a bird. Calling all amateur ornithologists to explore the winged world of Norman and beyond. Join us for a behind-the-scenes tour of the museum’s ornithology collection as well as hands-on exploration of bird specimens with our curator of ornithology, Matthew Miller, Ph.D. We will finish the…
  • 🎓 BrickUniverse (Cox Convention Center - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 9:00am Oklahoma City welcomes BrickUniverse LEGO Fan Convention arrives to the Cox Convention Center in downtown OKC for two days: April 7-8, 2017. The event is building on LEGO's amazing popularity and ingenuity with awesome attractions all centered around everybody's favorite plastic building blocks. Last year, BrickUniverse witnessed thousands of…
  • BrickUniverse LEGO Fan Convention (Cox Convention Center - Oklahoma City) Day 1 of 2 Release your inner builder at BrickUniverse LEGO Fan Convention in Oklahoma City, the ultimate LEGO lover's paradise…
  • 🏃 Choose Your K (Oklahoma Christian University, Edmond, OK - Edmond) Choose Your K caters to the needs of runners in training for any distance!
    Runners need to test their fitness. Runners need to practice race pace and feel. Runners need to practice consuming water and fuel. Runners appreciate soft surfaces!
    Runners don't need high registration fees! Runners don't need traffic. Runners don't…
  • Covered in Color (Charles J. Johnson Central Park Town Center - Midwest City) The third annual Covered in Color art extravaganza brings Midwest City to life through sidewalk chalk creations and…
  • 🎨 In the Principles Office: Tom Ryan the Art Student (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 10:00am Art is not easy. Even those with natural ability often attend schools and studios to perfect technique and application. Western artist Tom Ryan (1922 – 2011) invested six years and three schools in his education; but what did he study? What was it like at the Art Students League in 1951? His lecture notes and assignments answer these questions…
  • Kyle Dillingham & Horseshoe Road in Concert (Boathouse District - Oklahoma City) Catch some hot tunes by local musicians performing live at the CHKCentral Boathouse after filling up on…
  • Land Run Rally Trailer Tour (Oklahoma City East KOA Holiday - Oklahoma City) This spring, kick off the season by glamping it up at the Third Annual Land Run Rally Trailer Tour. During this fun…
  • Medieval Fair (Reaves Park - Norman) 1 day left Journey to a time of kings, queens, knights in shining armor at Norman's Medieval Fair. Held annually since 1977,…
  • National Barrel Horse Association Oklahoma State Finals (Heart of Oklahoma Expo Center - Shawnee) 1 day left Watch riders of all skill levels compete for cash and prizes in an exciting barrel racing competition at the National…
  • Native Crossroads Film Festival (Sam Noble Museum - Norman) Last Day Experience three days of soaring strings, pounding drums, screaming guitars and more during the sixth annual Native…
  • The Oak Ridge Boys (Riverwind Casino - Norman) See country and gospel group the Oak Ridge Boys perform at Riverwind Casino in Norman. Their harmonies and…
  • OKC Energy FC vs Portland Timbers 2 (Taft Stadium - Oklahoma City) Experience the excitement of major league soccer in Oklahoma as the Oklahoma City Energy Football Club takes on Portland…
  • Oklahoma Quarter Horse Spring Show (Oklahoma State Fair Park - Oklahoma City) 1 day left The Oklahoma Quarter Horse Spring Show at Oklahoma City's State Fair Park consists of five exciting days of…
  • Philippe Quint (Civic Center Music Hall - Oklahoma City) Enjoy the work of violinist Philippe Quint as part of the Oklahoma City Philharmonic's Classic Concert Series. The…
  • Redbud Classic (Nichols Hills Plaza - Oklahoma City) Day 1 of 2 The annual Redbud Classic will feature two days of running, cycling, walking and marathon events in Oklahoma City's…
  • 🏃 Redbud Classic (Saturday Events) (Oklahoma City) Redbud is celebrating its 33rd year of fitness, fun and philanthropy. With biking, walking and running events there is an event for the entire family.
  • Reverend Horton Heat et al. (Tower Theatre Studio - Oklahoma City) Get dolled up and head to OKC's historic Tower Theatre for a searing Saturday night of rockabilly when the Reverend…
  • Spiritfest Competition (Starlight Amphitheater @ Frontier City - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 9:00am Open to All-Stars, Rec Teams, School Teams, and Individuals. Styles include Cheer, Pom, Lyrical, Jazz, Tap, Contemporary, and more! REGISTRATION: $65 through Midwest Cheer and Dance, includes competition, park admission, and dinner. SPECTATORS: Purchased at FrontierCity.com using the promo code “cheer” Tickets: $21 +tax (compared to $39.99…
  • Spring Steam Train (Oklahoma Railway Museum - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, Apr 15th Embrace the changing season and relive the golden age of steam railroading by catching a ride on a vintage coal train…
  • 😂 Tracy Smith (Loony Bin Comedy Club - Oklahoma City) Last Day
  • Trout Derby (Griffin Community Park - Norman) Start Time: 7:00am • FREE family fun event • Stocked rainbow trout • Bring your own bait & equipment • Keep what you catch • Limit of 3 trout per person • Adults must fish with child • State fishing license waived for event • No registration necessary
  • Troy L. Hatfield Memorial Trout Derby (Griffin Community Park - Norman) Start Time: 7:00am
  • 🏆 USTRC Summer Kick Off Team Roping (Lazy E Arena - Guthrie) Day 2 of 2 Start Time: 7:00am It's never too early to start thinking about summer! Join us for another great weekend of team roping, plus the Truck Roping is back! Visit LazyE.com for full details!

Sunday, Apr 8th

  • BrickUniverse LEGO Fan Convention (Cox Convention Center - Oklahoma City) Day 2 of 2 Release your inner builder at BrickUniverse LEGO Fan Convention in Oklahoma City, the ultimate LEGO lover's paradise…
  • Hunny et al. (89th Street Collective - Oklahoma City)
  • Kicklahoma (Farmer's Market - Oklahoma City) At Kicklahoma, pick up the latest shoes and check out fresh offerings from a variety of…
  • Low Cut Connie (Tower Theatre Studio - Oklahoma City)
  • Medieval Fair (Reaves Park - Norman) Last Day Journey to a time of kings, queens, knights in shining armor at Norman's Medieval Fair. Held annually since 1977,…
  • National Barrel Horse Association Oklahoma State Finals (Heart of Oklahoma Expo Center - Shawnee) Last Day Watch riders of all skill levels compete for cash and prizes in an exciting barrel racing competition at the National…
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2018.02.22 05:35 Pattyversechronicler The Pattyverse Chronicles 6

CHAPTER 8 The Bobby Brigade
So now we pick up on our story. Lucas is training, Yates prepares to fight Tyler again and Patrick and talha are looking for clues asking people about the "hopper association". No one has seemed know what it was so the boys are starting to question weather it even exists. Yet danger is always imminent.
It was a sunny day without a cloud in the sky. The sun shined directly onto Lucas's house. Lucas had been using his basement for training at the time. His fetus is becoming much easier to control. Although he wasn't the only one who existed in his family. He had 2 brothers. One younger named Kane. Also one named Ian who was much older. Now let's focus more on Ian. Your average under-shaved college stoner. Also used to be a big dealer of marijuana in his earlier years. He even dealt pot to Tyler Digose at one point. Just because he dabbled in drugs didn't make him a bad person in the slightest. He was actually a star sprinter in high school and sprinted in college as well. His grades weren't too bad either. Life had been normal for him. Until one fateful evening.
Now let me take you back. Back in time to when Bike Mike was ordering Tyler digose to Murder the boys in the first patty who had just discovered the hoppers power.
(In the throne room)
Mike sips chalice as Tyler kneels in front of him he speaks, "Now I hear that there's a large supply of marijuana in the first patty. GET ME POT HOWEVER YOU CAN. I'm sure you can find some in the first patty on your mission."
Tyler lifts his head "Yuh bruh. I'll getchu dat good kush."
Mike looked at him pleased "Remember...kill them all. If we let them grow we don't know what will happen. After all, do you know who we are dealing with?"
Tyler responded "Yes My lord"... "One patty" and was gone. He had traveled to the first patty to eliminate the threat. It's obvious he failed to kill the boys but what he didn't fail at achieving was receiving weed. Now let me begin the story of how Ian Doxee became lieutenant Doxee.
poof Tyler entered the first patty. "What should I do first?" That was the first thought he had as he entered. The choice was kill 4 children or buy weed. He chose the ladder. The most obvious man to buy from was Ian Doxee. He was positive Ian had remembered him.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Tyler pounded his fist on Lucas's door. Out that door came Tom Doxee. Lucas's dad he was a tall man. Tyler looked at his straight in the eyes. "Yuh wad it do homey. Is my nigah Ian home?" Tom looked at him confusingly. "What the fuck did you just ask me?" Tyler responded this time with more anger. "Tell me where da nigga at... WHERE IAN BE." Tom looked even more confused then his face shifted to expressionless. He turned around staring back into the house and yelled "IAN SOME HOODLUMS HERE TO PICK YOU UP OR SOMETHING, HES LIKE 30." Tyler responded "NIGGA IM 16!" Tom then walked back into the house and Tyler stood there for a solid 3 minutes until Ian walked in. Ian stuck his head out the door. He was your average punk. "What's up.... Wait Tyler?!". Tyler responded "YO WHATS GOOD MY NIGGY ITS BEEN A FAT MINUTE." Ian's face looked just as confused as his dad.
Ian remarked "TYLER? Where have you been?"
"ya know I've been uh... uhh.." Tyler couldn't make up an excuse. Tyler wasn't a good lier but he lied very often. He couldn't think of something for a second or two then something slipped out "I've been training... no uh I mean, Gimme some dat good kush homie." It was too obvious that he was trying to hide something. Ian then said. "Training... training for what?" Tyler knew he fucked up. He then demanded Ian to give him weed.
"Look buddy" Ian said to Tyler "I don't care, jus give me some money and you got your weed."
Tyler put his hand in his pocket to get some money. "SHIT" Tyler thought to himself. He forgot the money in the seventh patty. He began feeling his pants frantically for the feeling of a few dollars or pocket change.
Tyler then did something he'd come to regret. "Hey lemme tell ya a secret my niggy. So there's something I have to show you." Tyler then grabbed onto Ian's shoulder and said "TWO PATTIES"
Ian then passed out. Inside Ian's mind Ian was inside the first patty.
(EXCLAIMER: only a few Hoppers can teleport other beings. The only way you can do it is by wielding a Special ring. It's called "the ring of the wise ones" its abilities are teleporting a living being to another patty and giving them power from the second patty instantly.)
It's as if Ian was on acid. He wasn't scared he was just floating. Gazing peacefully at all the strange objects floating through space. (The second patty is the patty is the patty that contains the atoms of every patty combined and is the patty that hoppers use to obtain power.)
Staring at the lights and shapes moving around and bending and twisting. Ian's eyes began to dilate. A giant blob of oily colors floating right next to him. Imagine a billion tiny galaxy's floating all around you. That's what he saw. Some reason he was so calm. It's as if he'd been waiting for this money to begin his entire life. "Am I dying?" He asked politely. The moment he asked this he blacked out.
He then awoke. Lying on the floor of his house. Tyler had brought him into the house and rested him on the couch. Going to the second patty was way too much for beginners. He shot up "WHERE AM I" Tyler then responded grimly "Welcome back, you were in the second patty. Before you ask another question let me explain." Tyler then explained everything. The powers, every patty, his mission to kill the children who were gaining power in the first patty, and even Including who Bike mike was and how he came to power." Ian was completely disbanded. He then rubbed his eyes. They were so itchy he opened his phone to see what was wrong. His pupils were gone. "WHAT?! WHY ARE THEY 4's" his pupils were gone as well as his iris the only part that remained was the white and in the middle of the white of his eyes were the number four.
Tyler smiled. "Ahh. Looks like your a physical enhancer. Say 2 patties." Ian then repeated "Two patties." His eyes then started spinning like slot machines. They were spinning in the numbers zero through nine. They then landed on 3 in the right eye and 5 in the left. "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN." He then punched the couch he was lying on in frustration. To his surprise the couch shattered and left an impact mark on the wood floor in its place.
Tyler looked pleased "Ohhh. So it appears that If you say two patties your eyes spin and the number you land on is the power you can punch at."
Ian responded. "How did you get all that from what just happened? Is that just a guess?"
Tyler answered "No It's just a talent of mine." (A blatant lie to be explained in the far future) He paused for a moment. He had realized what he'd just done. He had literally just created a hopper in 10 minutes. It would only be a few months before he discovers the association. He needed to make a move quickly to get Ian on his side. Ian wasn't very powerful but he could still be important. Tyler had a genius idea for once he was actually thinking and lost the "rapper" persona. His idea was to make a team of people to defeat Patrick and his friends. A brigade.
"So now that I have this power. What do I do. Do I have a mission? Do I join the hoppers?" Ian asked. "No don't join the hoppers they are all scumbags." He responded. He then demanded Ian. "I am your captain now... you must complete my mission. So I told you about that kid Patrick getting power. Well you are gonna have to form a brigade for me. They need to be able to defeat Patrick. Tyler hands Ian the ring This ring is very important, it belongs to Bike mike. This will help you give your soldiers power. It can also hypnotize them for a period of time. It should be easy to make your brigade. Make sure you complete the mission, I expect it done in 3 days... 3 days no more no less."
Ian seemed to be interested in this. "Of course captain."
Tyler then thanked Ian and left the house in fear. He was in deep fear since he had disobeyed Bike Mikes orders. As long as he got the mission done he wouldn't get in too much trouble. It's best he stays in the first patty for now.
-THE NEXT DAY- Ian sets out to the streets. Walking down the streets was his daily exercise. Usually on his endeavor he turned down Patrick's block. This day he happened to make the turn on Pats block. When walking down he had his hands in his pockets and he was wearing clout goggles. He couldn't be seen with his new eyes. So he'd keep the clout goggles on for the rest of his life if he needed to. He then heard bikes behind him as he walked. He started to pace faster and faster until he heard
"WATCH OUT" CRASH Ian went flying. The boy that crashed into Ian was none other than Bobby Keenan. Patrick's little brother. Behind Bobby was all his friends.
Ian got up and brushed the dirt off of himself. The boys all cowered. "Hey look it's no big deal. I'm fine really." One of Bobbys friends came forward. "Hey I know you."
"You do" Ian answered.
"Yeah I saw you and some weirdo hanging out yesterday, you passed out." The young boy revealed.
"THIS IS MY TIME" Ian thought to himself. The plan was to make a brigade. This group of children will make up that brigade. They were all 13 so they weren't that useless.
He then lifted his hand up and took his glasses off the ring he had received began to glow a. Right blue. He then commanded "YOU ARE ALL UNDER MY CONTROL NOW. SHOW ME YOUR POWER."
The boys were all converted into a zombie like state. They all groaned "yess Iann". Then they all started to show him their powers. He then made another command. "NOW GO KILL PATRICK KEENAN!"
"YES IAN!" this time they were furious and in a more human like state of mind. The only catch was that they were now under Ian's control. Although the hypnosis wasn't forever and the powers would soon fade away. He may just have enough time to kill Patrick.
Ian has successfully recruited his Brigade, this is a big threat. But now Now let's move on to our characters Talha and Patrick as they train at a secret forested area at the lake.
Only ash and debris surrounded patrick and Talha after their extensive training. The two learned of controlling their powers with ease. They were exhausted, laying on their backs. Patrick asked Talha “Hey Talha” without an answer patrick continued with his question “Did you sell any of those rocks yet?” Talha sat up with a smirk “Yeah but some potential buyers wouldn’t buy from me” “Why?” Talha sighed and responded “Cus’ they’re gay and don’t buy from a random sketchy looking kid with a cart full of rocks” “Oh” Patrick got up and drank his water. “I think I’m gonna head home now and meditate for like an hour or two.” Said patrick. “Yeah same, I might try making tiny throwable rocks using bedrock.” “Bedrock?” He asked with a curious look on his face. “You know, because it’s a rock, and in minecraft bedrock is unbreakable” “Yeah but you can break your rocks” Said Patrick laughingly. “Shut up” Said Talha in a jokingly matter. “What should I name mine?” “I don’t know, I only named mine cus’ that’s what every super hero or anime character does” Patrick paused for a moment “Oh yeaaah” In realization patrick started to leave “Oh well, I’ll sleep on it, see you tomorrow.” “See ya” The two went home as usual but it was later than usual. “I’m home” screeched patrick in high pitch voice. “Why the fuck do you always come late?” Said Bobby. Bobby is Patrick’s younger brother, he’s in 8th grade, quite pale and sort of plump. “Grinding at the gym” Said Patrick. “It’s 8 though” “Bobby I’m covered in sweat would you think I was doing?” Patrick snapped on accident but kept his cool. Bobby confused by his answer, thought he would respond with a silly joke like “oh I was getting the mail, wanna guess what was in the mail today? Deez nuts” or “my name jeff” but Bobby didn’t get either of those he got a serious answer. Bobby, now curious decided to look into his brother’s actions, Bobby was incredibly suspicious now. Bobby had found Patrick sitting on his bed in the basement mumbling Two patties over and over. “Mom i think Patrick’s gone retarded.” Said Bobby to his mother. “Oh don’t say that, he’s probably just goofing around.” Said his mom. “Mom he’s saying two patties over and over again, he’s so weird.” “Don’t say that about ya brother, you know he’s weird, he’s probably doing something for his friends.” Said his mom, his mom was irritated by the fact Bobby hadn’t awakened like Patrick. Now Patrick's mom herself had no power but if you didn't know already Patrick's Dad on the other hand was one of the most powerful hoppers ever. Nicole(Patrick's mom) had confirmed the awakening of her sons power was a little upset but quite happy at the same time. She hasn't a clue about what had previously happened in the seventh patty. Her melancholy smile gave an expression saying “thank god.” Bobby just looked at her smile and left with a shake of his head followed by a sigh. He continued to spy on his brother at the top of the stairs. Patrick mumbling the key words then said it clearly and Louder. “Two patties” and the black sphere emitting red light emerged from his hand. Bobby was terrified thinking he had gone crazy. Bobby rubbed his eyes and looked again. He saw an eye on the sphere, an black and red eye with an orange pupil staring right at him. The stare burned into his eyes. Bobby turned back up the flight of stairs without pat noticing. Patrick turned around only to see his pet cat on the stairs for Bobby had more important matters to attend to. “Hey siri call bobbys” Said Bobby to his phone. “Which one?” She responded. “All of them.” Bobby knew only to call the bobbys at the same time for something cool or a dire emergency. “Calling all bobbys" Siri responded. The next day patrick went up stairs to find Bobby with all other bobbys. There was Bobby, sports Bobby, rich Bobby, ugly Bobby, smart Bobby, Robby Bobby, and Bobby Shmurda. “What the fuck, why are you all here” “Bobby meeting don’t interfere normie” Said Ugly Bobby. (narrator speaking oh I think I should tell you this now to avoid confusion but Bobby has a group of friends Patrick calls "the bobbys" it's a little inside joke he has with his friends but it eventually caught on to all of them. Just know that they are all different people) Patrick inhaled through his nose, pissed off by Ugly Bobby’s insult of being called a normie. Patrick would usually laugh if it were one of his friends making a joke about the shit normie meme, but knew Ugly Bobby was serious. “Fuck” Said Patrick as he went and ate breakfast, took a leak and went back in his room. “Let’s go outside, he can’t hear” Said Bobby over the chatter of the Bobbys. They all went outside onto the porch in the backyard of the house. “What do you guys know about Two patties?” Said Bobby over everyone’s banter. Everyone stopped in silence, froze in their places, they were all staring at Bobby. They all summoned their abilities at the same time in front of Bobby. Bobby jumped from being startled by their abilities. “What the fuck!” Said Bobby. “Don’t you have one?” Asked Rich Bobby “Show us a titty-ability” Said Sports Bobby. A few laughed. “I don’t have powers.” Everyone paused then laughed at Bobby. “Fucking loser” Said Robby Bobby. All the Bobbys made fun of Bobby. Bobby yelled over them telling them to shut up and to be quiet. He didn’t want Patrick to hear. “Why the hell does everyone else have powers except me? Even Pat has powers!” Yelled Bobby. Everyone was laughing at him, over the laughter one of the Bobbys blurted “Cus’ your gay” “Nah but seriously why do you have powers?” Said Bobby. Smart Bobby said "Well we learned it from some stoner named Ian. We are on a mission to kill someone right now“ You didn’t tell me!” “Yes I did, you weren’t fucking listening you dumbass” “I actually hate all of you guys” “Don’t be like that” Said Sports bobby. “No fuck you guys, you’re all assholes.” Shouted Bobby at the other Bobbys. Bobby turned around only to find a man with a hood on in the middle of his yard. “Who the fuck are you? Get outta my house.” Said Bobby. The man looked up, he had the number four in his eyes, “Ima bet on it.” Said the shady hooded man. “What?” Said Bobby. The man looked up at Bobby, his eyes rolled like a gambling machine slot, the numbers changed to 0 in his left eye and 8 in his right. “Good enough.” Said the man. He rushed Bobby very quickly and punched him in the gut. Bobby flew into the air and hit the ground in one blow. He was down for the count. “Bobby!” Said Sports bobby. “Where’d he go!” Said Ugly Bobby. The man was gone he disappeared. “Boo.” Ugly Bobby turned around and felt his teeth sink into his cheek, he could taste his blood. His face was numb and swollen he had been thrown all the way down the stair case by the punch. Ugly Bobby was now 10xs more uglier. “You son of a bitch!” Said Sports bobby. He swung and kicked but the man was too fast and dodged all of his useless attacks. He grabbed sports Bobby by the throat and threw him over the porch, over the fence and into the neighbors yard. “Hey man I’m not even with them.” Said Smart Bobby, panicking, trying to bribe and convince the man to spare him. The man walked towards him in a fast pace and back handed him, instantly knocking him out. The man continued toward Robby Bobby standing behind him. “Come at me bitch!” Rich Bobby attacked the man behind him but failed, his arm was caught mid way. The man saw through their plan and easily used Rich Bobby as a bat and swung him at Robby Bobby. Rich Bobby could hear a loud POP in his shoulder. The man dislocated it with a single pull. The man looked at Bobby Shmurda who had a gun straight to his face. “You know what they call me?” He paused. “BOBBY BITCH” yelled Bobby Shmurda as he unloaded his clip, but the man caught every single one of the bullets in his hand. “shooting is my hobby my ass” Said the man. He punched Bobby Shmurda in the throat and he fell. His eyes rolled back to 44 and looked at all the boys. “Good enough. The boys wake up in a dark room with a light hanging from the ceiling. “Where are we?” Said Bobby. “Nowhere. I’m the one asking questions by the way so shut the fuck up” Bobby looked at he other bobbys, who were gagged and blindfolded. “You have a hatred towards your brother, and don’t want him getting any further? Likewise.” Bobby stayed quiet. “I think we can help each other.” Bobby looked up in hope at the man. “You’re all working for me now. Anything I say is law. Got that?” A muffled yes sir from all boys except Bobby who stayed silent. The man came closer in Bobby’s face and into the light. “Wait a sec, you’re-“ He looked at him dead in the eye waiting for his answer. “Yes sir” “Alright cool” his mood changed in an instant “By the way you guys can untie your selves your bindings aren’t tight they’re loose you could’ve gotten free easily.” “Wait what the hell.” Said one of the Bobbys. “Why would you go through all this trouble just to recruit us, you could’ve asked us instead.” Said Smart Bobby. “Look at Smart ass over here, I swear i will back hand you across the face again.” He raised his hand, as if readying to slap him, Smart Bobby quivered in fear. “That’s why.” Said the man. “Ian.” Said Bobby. He looked at him. “I have no powers” “that’s fine.” Said Ian. “Smart Bobby here will fix you up a super suit that’ll fix you up to go against the toughest hoppers in all the patties. “Hoppers?” Said Bobby. “What? You don’t know?” Waiting for a response. “Jesus” said Ian as he continued to explain the classes and different powers hoppers have. “Now Smart Bobby get to work on that suit, everyone else go home for the time being and get back here tomorrow at 3, no later, if your late... well you can guess” Said Ian jokingly. The boys all left not knowing if he was serious or not. Smart Bobby whipped out a tape measure and started measuring Bobby. “What’re you doing” Said Bobby. “Making a mental note aaaaand done” Smart Bobby squirmed off and all the Bobbys went home.
PART 2 chp 8
“Patrick” No response “Patrick” he said louder “What” Bobby paused “never mind” Patrick looked at Bobby, he was clearly angry and annoyed at him for some reason. “What’s wrong” Patrick asked him. “Nothing shut up.” Bobby said in a rude tone. Bobby skipped dinner and went straight to bed. The next day Bobby went to school and couldn’t get Ian off his head, he had a hatred for both Ian and Patrick. Bobby thought to himself “I’ll use him to get Patrick, I should’ve been the one to get powers not that retard” After school Bobby went to the meeting point but it was different. It was a small shed in bobbies backyard big enough to fit all the Bobbys and Ian. All the Bobbys were there but Ian was nowhere to be found. “Where’s Ian?” Said Bobby. Everyone was quiet. Bobby Shmurda pointed up. Ian was above them on a hover-board. He was flying around in it, it was green and had propulsion on the bottom and sides. “3:01” said Ian. “Sorry I had no ride” Said Bobby. “Whatever” Said Ian. “Smart Ass give Bobby what he’s been waiting for.” Smart Bobby came out of the shed with a wheel barrow. A big figure covered in a sheet. Smart Bobby pulled off the sheets to see a 7 foot tall mechanized suit. “Holy shit” he said an amazement. A green bulky full body armor from head to toe covered in gadgets. “How do I put it on?” Smart Bobby smirked, this button on the back. Bobby pressed the button and it opened up revealing the inside being as cool as it is on the outside. Bobby entered and the suit automatically strapped him in and closed up. “Systems online” said a woman’s robotic voice. Bobby was speechless. “The suit comes with lasers on your hands, like iron man, mini missiles implanted in the shoulders, ballistics and explosives in the forearms.” Bobby held out his hand “How do I do it?” Said Bobby. “In that position automatically is in laser mode, simply flick your thumb to shoot a quick beam, if you want a long beam flick your pinky.” Bobby blasted a rock nearby and then blasted a long beam near the ground. The blast incinerated the ground, leaving a deep narrow crater with flames. “Epic” “Make a fist and point your knuckles downward” Bobby did as told and his wrist protruded upwards. “A button a appeared on your palm. Hit it” Bobby hit the button and bullets came flying out of his wrist. He let go of the button and flicked his wrist back up opening his hands but still in a downward position, a grenade like object appeared in his hand. “What’s this?” “Pull the top off and throw” Bobby threw the grenade and it blew up in a fiery explosion. “Fuckin sick dawg” Said Rich Bobby. “What if I wanna punch?” “Say combat mode” “Combat mode?” “Combat mode engaged.” Bobby’s suit said. He could no longer shoot. “Run over and punch that Boulder.” Bobby ran incredibly fast and destroyed the boulder. “This is really time consuming so I’m just gonna give you this” Smart Bobby handed Bobby a manual. Bobby grabbed it and instinctively put it into his pocket. A Shute opened up and he dropped it in. “Epic” said Bobby. “Finally your done” Ian flew down to the Bobbys annoyed of how long they were playing around. “Let’s get down to business we’re burning daylight out here” Patrick was on his way home from gym. Tired and drenched in sweat he felt as if he was being followed. As Patrick turned the corner his sphere came out automatically. “What the-“ Patrick knew what was going on. He could felt an evil presence around “who’s there?!” he yelled. The Bobby brigade appeared out of the shadows. “Bobbys! I should’ve known you were up to something, where’s my brother!” Said Patrick. Bobby’s helmet opened up and revealed himself to him. “Right here.” “Bobby?!” “Combat mode” Bobby rushed Patrick with an uppercut, Patrick blocked the attack but it definitely left a mark. “I’ve never been in a serious fight before” a long pause between them as Patrick rubbed his forearms. “But let’s just see how strong I’ve gotten!” Patrick rushes towards Bobby while he shoots missiles from his shoulders. “That won’t work!” Patrick jumped and used his sphere to disintegrate the missile mid air. “What?!” Yelled Bobby, without time to think, Bobby was overwhelmed by the sphere, Patrick had thrown it at Bobby square in the chest, breaking tiny bits and pieces off his armor. “Ah! Dammit!” Bobby grunted “Fuck it, Bobbys go!” Bobby commanded and the rest bombarded Patrick. Sports Bobby went after his feet with low swoop but was easily dodged, but all part of his plan, Rich Bobby flung his skateboard at Patrick’s head as he jumped. Bobby Shmurda turned his hand into a gun and unloaded onto Patrick’s back. Patrick yelled and fell to the ground. “We did it!” Said Smart Bobby. Ugly Bobby went to check on the corpse of Patrick, “I thought he’d put up more of a fight!” He remarked. As he said this Patrick's sphere came back flying out of Patrick's hand and out of the blue ugly Bobby's face was disintegrate by Patrick’s sphere. Ugly Bobby screamed at the top of his lungs “AHHHHHH MY FACE” Patrick followed his attack with a punch to his face “you look a lot better if you ask me” Ugly Bobby was down for the count. “What the hell! I shot you!” Exclaimed Shmurda. Only to notice the little dust and fragments on Patrick’s back. Shmurda started to grind his teeth and unloaded more shots at him. Smart Bobby attacked Patrick with his own unique ability. Smart Bobby mustered up a new invention in an instant and created a laser. It wasn’t too strong but left him off guard. “What’s your power?” Said Patrick. “Ha! Wouldn’t you like to know!” Smart Bobby held out his hand and metal flew towards him, molding into a shape, it became a weapon, a sword. “You can make tools by thought, looks like from whatever’s around right?” Smart Bobby was surprised from his observation. “Maybe” although being the smartest among the Bobbys, he couldn’t come up with a smart comeback to deflower Patrick. Patrick charged Smart Bobby and broke his sword. “Shit!” Patrick summer salted and pushed off the ground and kicked Smart Bobby in the gut making him fly far into the air. “I’ve become a hell a lot stronger!” Said Patrick. Smart Bobby was still in the air, screaming with his eyes closed. “And faster.” Said Patrick, he was now mid air with smart Bobby, Smart Bobby opened his eyes only to get kicked in the stomach downwards into a deep forest. The rest of bobbys followed. “Shit, I showed off too much, I don’t think I can win this, I gotta call Talha” said Patrick as he pulled out his phone. “Siri Text Talha, help me, I’m in the woods get here fast!” “Message del-“ Patrick’s phone was shattered. “No one’s coming for you” Said Bobby, eerily. Bobby blasted Patrick with lasers while slowly advancing forward. Patrick dodged the attacks but fell victim to his fatigue and was blasted. Ian hovered over them without being noticed. “Bobby please!” Said Patrick. “Combat mode” Bobby began to mercilessly beat on him. Patrick felt his life flash before his eyes. “I can’t do it” he thought, “I’m finished” patrick regretted his wrong decisions like saving Bobby. “This is it, goodbye everyone” Patrick thought. “DUN DADA DUN!” Bobby stopped to look up, he saw a silhouette of a man with a trench coat in the sunset, on a tree branch. Be carried a large staff with big round, edges shaped on the top of the staff. The man jumped down and stuck out his staff before landing, his image became clearer. A man with a trench coat and armored out upper body as well as a mask. The mask had three different eye spectacles on each eye, two horns on each side of his head and the mouth piece had three metallic lines go down to his chin. “The fuck are you?” Said Bobby. The man looked at Bobby, and pulled out what looked like a blunt from one pocket and a lighter from the other. “Who am I?” Said the man as his mouth piece retracted, he lit the blunt and took a hit. He exhaled the fumes, “I’m high- I mean I’M HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!” Bobby and Patrick were frozen in awkward silence. “CALL ME LICKITY-SPLIT! CUZ I SAVE THE DAY IN LICKITY-SPLIT!” He proclaimed his name as if they should know him. The boys were incredibly confused as Lickity-split took another hit from his blunt. “Look, run along or I’ll tear you head off, you hear me?” Said Bobby, lickity-split payed no attention to him and took another hit. “Hey you hear me? This is your last warning!” He took another hit. “Think this is a joke! If you take another puff of that shit I will kill you!” He took another hit. Bobby blasted the blunt while in his mouth. “Heyy, I wasn’t finished with that!” Said Lickity. The top of his staff began to spin and the space in between each wheel on the top shined purple. He stamped his staff onto the ground, creating a shockwave, knocking everyone off their balance. “Where’s he go! Bobby’s circle up! Back to back!” Without time to act Sports bobby screamed. Next Bobby Shmurda’s gun went off. One, two, three, it stopped firing after three shots. A loud scream but it sounded more like rejoice, no one could tell, all you heard was “YAHHHHHHHHHHH!” Robby Bobby’s scream could be heard behind Bobby, last a tree. “I’m coming guys wait!” Said Rich Bobby while holding his skate board. He ran towards Bobby only to be left in rubble from an attack from above. Rich Bobby’s skateboard flew upward and in front of Bobby. “Come out, and face me!” Bobby was terrified, he wasn’t sure if he could take Lickity on, he was like Ian, Bobby was terrified of Ian. “Oh Bobby!” Said Lickity as he pressed his staff on his back. Bobby slowly turned his head to see Lickity standing there with Patrick on his shoulder. “I CALL THIS ON THE THE BANANA SPLIT!” Lickity’s staff shone brighter, he hit Bobby in the chest, leaving a large tear in his armor, his chest piece rendered useless. “Oooh, usually their top falls off. That’s where I get the split from” Lickity laughed. “Where’d you get banana then?” Said Bobby. “The color of my staff duh” Lickity hit the tree behind him and launched himself forward at Bobby. “FINISHING MOVE! SUPER DUPER MEGA DRILL EXPLOSION!” Lickity spinner incredibly fast towards Bobby, his staff absorbed the velocity and resistance slowing him down, making him spin faster and faster. Lickity’s staff touched Bobby’s chest piece with an bright purple explosion. The area was leveled, the trees and grass were gone. The Bobbys were all push away, his attack was not lethal, he had non intent to kill. There was no forest anymore, only a crater. “AND THATS WHY THEY CALL ME LICKITY SPLIT! CUZ I SAVE THE DAY WITH A BANG!” Bobby and Patrick we’re both unconscious. Bobby payed in the rubble of his armor. Lickity looked at Bobby in dissatisfactory. “What the fuck!” Said Talha. “Patrick!” “Looks like my jobs here done!” Said Lickity as he launched himself sky high. “ADIOS AMIGOS, UNTIL NEXT TIME!” Lickity shouted on his way up. Talha grabbed Patrick. “ARE YOU OKAY! PAT WAKE UP!” Said Talha. Pat opened his eyes and faintly. “Good your alive. We need to get you somewhere fast!” Patrick smiled “no hospitals” “Yeah no shit, Ill take you somewhere secret so we'll talk there.” Patrick was disoriented and looked up to the sky as if he were dying “Mrs. Folkman you heard of.... Bofa..”Patrick struggled to say. “Don’t speak, rest for now.” Talha said as he picked up pat and fled the crater. The Bobbys all were stopped in their tracks. It seems as if Ian's effects were warring off on them. "Guys, did we just try to kill Bobbys brother?" Said Rich Bobby. Smart Bobby responded "Why can't I remember what just happened?" All the Bobby's couldn't remember either. They eventually shrugged it off after discussion and went home.
(Inside Ian's house)
Ian sits on an arm chair with a laptop on his lap watching the streamed footage of the battle. "WHO THE FUCK IS LICKITY SPLIT?!" He exclaimed loudly. He then saw the defeat of the Bobbys and also saw them forget the power that the were granted and leave the battle area unknowing what had happened. Ian was now furious. He couldn't believe the rings power wore off after the battle had ended. He needed to find the boys again and give their powers back as well as their mission to kill Patrick and the rest of his friends. They failed him. He had failed. Now all the power he had had meant nothing without an army. He's coming for Bobbys. He's gonna make them remember their mission.
(Narrator speaking) Wow what a bad ending. Ian clearly failed. Although it's clear the Bobbys are extremely powerful thanks to the relic rings power, they still couldn't face the mysterious lickity split. Now in the next chapter we'll see our characters finally join the association through a strange string of events. The story is only beginning.
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2016.01.28 02:11 jeffcoaster Anagrams of Survivor Castaways' Names! (Seasons 1-32) [[Pretty FUNNY!!]]

So, I saw someone else posted a list of Survivor anagrams for S32. I also have compiled a list of anagrams of Survivor castaways’ names from seasons 1 to 32 over time. So I thought I’d share them!
I put Cambodia first, then Kaoh Rong, and then seasons 1-30 in order. To find a player you have in mind, look them up on their original season. I put in italics anagrams that are funny or interesting or creepyWinners are in bold. And I only put anagrams on the list that actually make coherent sense. **HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!
Feel free to leave comments about your favorites! They’d be appreciated as some of these are pretty darn funny.
~Cambodia~
Abi-Maria Gomes = Bro... I am sage. I am!/ I am some airbag/ I raise ammo bag
Andrew Savage = Agendas wave Award gas even/ A sad new grave/ A war’s avenged/ Wave as danger
Ciera Eastin = A nice satire/ I eat arsenic
Jeremy Collins = Smell nicer joy
Joe Anglim = Go jam line/ Go jail men/ Jail gnome
Kass McQuillen = Quick man sells/ Quells in smack/
Keith Nale = Then I leak/ Liken heat
Kelley Wentworth = We knew they troll/ Well, they network
Kelly Wiglesworth = Get why skill lowe Yell, work with legs/ Wore skylight well
Kimmi Kappenberg = Be pimp kingmaker
Monica Padilla = I do a plain clam
Spencer Bledsoe = No blessed creep/ Peer be coldness/ Son creep bleeds
Tasha Fox = Fast hoax
~Kaoh Rong~
Alecia Holden = Hoed alliance/ I cleaned halo
Aubry Bracco = Crab, you crab/ Occur by a ba Cab by our car
Cydney Gillon = End cloyingly/ Lending coyly
Darnell Hamilton = I manhandle troll/ Harm all indolent/ I enthrall old man
Caleb Reynolds = A scorned belly/ Censored by all/ Sacredly noble/ Clearly on beds/ Lonely bed sca Obscenely lard/ Lordly absence/ Bend so clearly/ Beyond recalls/ Blend coarsely/ Closed blarney/ Elderly can sob
Debbie Warner = Be wide, barren/ Dare new bribe/ Renewed Rabbi/ Wine be barred/ Need barbwire/ New bare bride/New red Barbie/ Beer be inward/ Be wind-beare Beware binde I be redrawn
Joe del Campo = Deep cool jam
Kyle ‘Sarg’ Jason = Slangy as Joke Joke, gnarly ass/ Any jerk’s goals/ Glares sank joy
Michele Fitzgerald = I fetch me lizard leg
Neal Gottlieb = Go, little bean!/ Angel to be lit/ Let binge a lot/ Be in tollgate/ Gotten liable/ Not legible at/ Oblige talent/ Leg in a bottle/ Blot a Gentile
Nick Maiorano = I rock on mania/ Crook in mania/ A minion croak
Peter Baggenstos = Egg a tense Probst/ Be poet gangsters/ Beg top greatness/ Stop tense beggar
Scot Pollard = Doll’s capto Craps do toll/ Do call sport/ Scar top doll/ Clasp to Lord/ Adopt scroll/ To drop calls/ Scold patrol
Tai Trang = Giant rat/ A ratting/ Rang at it/ Tag train
~Borneo~
B.B. Andersen = Ban benders/ Bed banners
Dirk Been = Be kinde Kind bee Keen bird/ Kneed rib
Gervase Peterson = Gas over pretense/ Go save represent/ Repeat governess
Greg Buis = Big urges/ Big surge/ Us bigge I rub eggs/ Is bugger
Gretchen Cordy = Dry crotch gene
Joel Klug = Gull joke
Ramona Gray = Angry aroma
Rudy Boesch = Crushed boy/ Decoy shrub/ Rode by such
Stacey Stillman = All my testis can/ Am silently cast/ My little ass can/ Calls it amnesty/ Class mentality/ Mainly tactless/ I’ll act my sanest/ Less cattily, man/ Saintly calmest/ Casts all enmity/ Clients may last/ All my scantiest/ It’s all my ascent/ Smell a sanctity/ Smelly at antics/ Tally semantics
~The Australian Outback~
Amber Mariano = Am near Rob, I am!/ Am a main bore Rare mob mania
Colby Donaldson = So, con blond lady/ Scan doll on body/ Nobody’d call, son/ Call odds by noon
Debb Eaton = Babe noted/ Note, be bad/ Be a debt on/ Beat on bed/ Toned babe/ Nabbed toe/ One bad bet/ Bent abode/ Need abbot
Keith Famie = I make thief
Kel Gleason = Leaks on leg/ Sleek along/ Ogles ankle
Maralyn Hershey = Yearn me harshly/ Hears early hymn/ Sly hyena-harmer
Mitchell Olson = Melons to chill
Rodger Bingham = Go bring me hard/ Grind Amber, hog/ Go bring her mad/ Raging mob herd/ Had bigger morn
Tina Wesson = Notes as win/ Was tension/ Now asset in/ Wins on a set/ Saw tension/ We no saints
~Africa~
Carl Bilancione = A clinical bone All can be ironic/ Can care billion/ Cancer a billion
Clarence Black = Nice local brain/ Cannibal-recoil/ Rebel can clack/ Back canceller
Diane Ogden = Die and gone/ Do need gain/ Gain no deed/ None did age
Frank Garrison = Grins for a rank
Kelly Goldsmith = Kills them godly
Kim Powers = I skew prom
Linda Spencer = Ends crap line/ Creeps inland/ Darn lip scene/ Dinner places/ Perils can end/ Placed sinne Sniped lance Slender panic/ Rancid spleen/ Naps, recline
Lindsey Richter = I’d cry in shelte Is richly tende Recline dry shit/ Rich die sternly/ Sincerely third/ Resident richly/ Hit dry silencer
Silas Gaither = Arise as light/ Hairiest slag/ I slather gas/ Sigh, a realist/ Right aliases
Teresa Cooper = As creeper too/ Operates core/ See, react poo Operate score/ Cease troope Peace, rooster
Tom Buchanan = Moan at bunch/ Can hunt a mob/ On a bum chant/ A thumb canon
~Marquesas~
Gabriel Cade = I care, be glad/ Grace bailed/ Race big deal/ Acrid beagle/ Be caged, lia Rig a debacle/ Acid be large
Gina Crews = A screwing/ Nicer swag/ Wins grace/ Gains crew/ Saw cringe/ Care-wings/ Swing-race/ We scaring
Hunter Ellis = He tells ruin/ Slur the line/ Line hustle Thrill ensue
Paschal English = A clashing helps/ Hassling chapel
Patricia Jackson = I join a crap stack/ Jackpot is in a car
Peter Harkey = The key rape Take her prey
Rob Mariano = A brain room
Robert DeCanio = Aerobic rodent/ Bad rioter once/ Erection-board/ Do beat on crie Nice, dear robot/ Bored creation/ I beat no record/ Be action orde Be carried onto/ Be on a credito I’d beat corone End taboo crie I cornered boat
Sean Rector = Arrest once/ Can restore/ Near escort/ Corner seat/ Neat score Snore, react/ No caterers/ Sneer acto So recreant/ Tear censor
Tammy Leitner = I try me mental/ Try it, male men/ Manly termite/ Men may litte Trim me neatly/ Met my latrine/ Entitle my arm/ Mire my talent
Vecepia Towery = I overact weepy/ I vote creep way/Receive way top/ Way to perceive
~Thailand~
Brian Heidik = A bikini herd/ I hiked in bra
Erin Collins = Rolls in nice
Ghandia Johnson = Shanghai donjon
Helen Glover = Hell on verge/ Never go hell
Ken Stafford = Drank off-set/ Sent off dark/ Faked fronts/ Offend stark/ Desk affront
Penny Ramsey = Any men’s prey/ Enemy spy ran
Shii-Ann Huang = I Shanghai nun
Stephanie Dill = Depth in allies/ Held penis tail/ Denials help it/ Split headline/ I held panelist
Ted Rogers = Get orders/ Greed-sort/ Do regrets/ Rest gored
Jenna Morasca = Jeans can roam
Sandra Diaz-Twine = A wizard sat in end/ Radiant win dazes/ I add an ersatz win/ Raw and sanitized
Amber Mariano = Am near Rob, I am!/ Am a main bore Rare mob mania
~The Amazon~
Butch Lockley = The cocky bull/ Chuckle by lot/ To check bully/ Clothe by luck/ They lock club
Christy Smith = My shirts itch
Daniel Lue = Alien duel
Heidi Strobel = Hostile bride/ I be the Lord’s/ Bite her idols/ Set her libido/ I do hit rebels
Jenna Morasca = Jeans can roam
Matthew von Ertfelda = Love fattened warmth/ Theft marveled a town
Rob Cesternino = Erection’s born/ Corniest bone Escort boner in/ Be tonic snore No rotten scribe/ No snob recite No bitter sensor
Roger Sexton = Ogre-torn sex
Shawna Mitchell = Wins calm health
~Pearl Islands~
Burton Roberts = Turns to robber
Christa Hastie = It’s a chest hai As I hit the cars/ I chase a thirst/ As a richest hit/ Atheistic rash
Lillian Morris = Roll in similar
Michelle Tesauro = Me, celestial hour
Nicole Delma = Local men die/ Led on malice/ Me, a nice doll/ Me all in code/ Model can lie
Osten Taylor = Nasty loote Loose tyrant/ Entry as tool/ Start looney/ Not real toys/ To stay lone Only at store/ Only to stare
Rupert Boneham = Rape her bum ton/ Be humor-parent/ Mean up, brothe Be prom haunte Entrap bum hero/ Run, be metapho Another bumpe Mope heartburn/ Put home barren
Ryan Opray = Pony-array
Ryan Shoulders = Run dry, Asshole/ Hero runs, sadly/ Sorry, handle us/ Also ends hurry/ Darn surly hoes/ Hardens sourly/ Has old nursery/ Runs shy ordeal/ So hardly nurse
Sandra Diaz-Twine = A wizard sat in end/ Radiant win dazes/ I add an ersatz win/ Raw and sanitized
Shawn Cohen = No cash when…
Tijuana Bradley = Radiant bluejay/ A bad late injury/ A bat lay injured / A ready jubilant/ Darn jail beauty
~Vanuatu~
Brady Finta = Ban if tardy/ Dainty barf/ Fry a bandit
Brook Geraghty = Try, hook beggar
Chris Daugherty = Richest hard guy/ Reach gushy dirt / I’d crush thy rage/ I’d hush great cry/ His daughter cry
Dolly Neely = Yelled only
Eliza Orlins = Nil is all zero
John Palyok = Honk jalopy
Lea ‘Sarge’ Masters = Alert, ass emerges/ Merge’s real asset/ Esteem larger ass/ Releases germs at/ Ageless streame Messages’ alerter
Lisa Keiffer = Is life-freak/ Fake life, si Like if safe Rifle is fake
Mia Galeotalanza = Agonize at a llama/ I gaze on, at a llama
Rory Freeman = No marry free/ Yearn reform/ Nay, reforme Me, far ornery
Scout Cloud Lee = Clues clued too/ Use collect duo
Travis Sampson = Sportsman visa
Twila Tanner = Want latrine
~Palau~
Angie Jackusz = Jack gun a size
Caryn Groedel = End clear orgy/ Cry, aged lone Done large cry / Go end real cry/ Go dry-cleane Carry on ledge
Ian Rosenberger = Enrage boner, si Nearer sobering/ Groins be neare Be senior ranger
James Miller = Smellier jam
Janu Tornell = Unlearn jolt
Jonathan Libby = Job by inhalant
Katie Gallagher = Hate, kill garage/ A talkier haggle
Stephenie LaGrossa = Repeating Assholes/ Airplane sees ghost
Tom Westman = Want me most/ ‘Twas moment
Wanda Shirk = Ask hard win/ Drank a wish/ I swank hard/ Has kind wa Wash a drink/ Wash in dark
Willard Smith = Thrill was dim/ Will mist hard
~Guatemala~
Amy O’Hara = Hay-aroma
Brandon Bellinger = Ennobled barn girl
Brianna Varela = Arable nirvana
Brooke Struck = Book truckers
Cindy Hall = Candy Hill
Danni Boatwright = Win a grand hot bit/ A throwing bandit/ Bad with ignorant/ Boarding that win/ I do ban thwarting/ No tightwad brain
Gary Hogeboom = Go abhor my ego/ Go harem boy, go
Jamie Newton = A new joint me/ We meant join/ Join new meat
Judd Sergeant = Adjust gende Just deranged/ Just need drag/ End, just raged/ Grand jest due/ Judges ranted/ Just darn edge
Lydia Morales = Aside morally/ I delay morals/ I solely drama/ My idol as real/ A smelly radio/ Dies amorally/ Yes armadillo/ Admires loyal/ Dear loyalism/ Dreamily also/ Ideally roams
Rafe Judkins = Aid fun jerks/ Junkier fads
~Panama – Exile Island~
Austin Carty = At a scrutiny/ Cut sanitary
Bobby Mason = Ban my boobs
Bruce Kanegai = Breaking a cue
Cirie Fields = I sliced fire
Dan Barry = Barnyard
Danielle DiLorenzo = I’ll dread ozone line/ One idle, lone lizard/ Deodorize all linen
Melinda Hyder = Men hardly die/ I end her madly/ Mend her daily/ Derailed hymn/ Maidenly herd
Nick Stanbury = Bank scrutiny
Shane Powers = Answers hope/ He opens wars/ He was person/ Pass new hero/ Has new poser
Tina Scheer = In here, cats!/ The arsenic/ Nice hearts/ Then I scare/ Cheater’s in/ Antics here/ I enter cash/ She certain/ Hear insect/ I reach nest
~Cook Islands~
Adam Gentry = Tragedy-man/ Mated angry/ Gay men dart/ At my dange Day garment/ Grated many
Billy Garcia = A big lyrical
Brad Virata = Avid bar rat/ Bird avatar
Candice Cody = A coded cynic
Cecilia Mansilla = I can calm allies/ I call maniac’s lie/ I call malice a sin/ Clinical malaise/ I claim alliances
Christina Coria = Raincoat is rich
Flicka Smith = Lick him fast!/ Am sick filth/ Film as thick
Parvati Shallow = Slap with a valor
Rebecca Borman = A cancer bombe Cram beer on cab/ Barber can come/ Can race bombe Embrace carbon
Stephanie Favor = Hover a fat penis/ Hate penis favo Rapist of heaven/ Of sharp naïveté/ A festive orphan
Sundra Oakley = Us royal naked/ Sneak Our Lady/ You drank sale/ Aroused lanky
~Fiji~
Boo Bernis = Bribe soon/ Rinse boob/ So, no bribe/ I bore snob
Cassandra Franklin = Crank ass far inland
Earl Cole = Cello era
Edgardo Rivera = Drive road rage!/ Do arrive ragged
Erica Durosseau = Our cause is dea I arouse crusade/ I aroused a curse/ Raised our cause/ I caroused a use I use our arcades/ Readies raucous/ See raucous raid
Gary Stritesky = Risky strategy/ I get starry sky
James ‘Rocky’ Reed = Airs comedy jerk/ My jokes carried/ I rock Jersey mad/ Joker’s crime day/ I do jerks a mercy/ I scared my joker
Liliana Gomez = Gaze a million
Lisi Linares = A sillier sin/ Arise in ills/ I sell raisin/ Ill airiness/ Sin, liar lies
Rita Verreos = Rarer Soviet/ I save terro Rioters rave/ Overrate, sir
Stacy Kimball = May blacklist/ Stick by llama
Sylvia Kwan = A wavy slink
~China~
Aaron Reisberger = Ignore bare rears/ Agree on barriers/ Error area begins/ See bargain error
Amanda Kimmel = Am like madman/ Manlike madam/ I, naked mammal/ Make a man mild/ Damn, like mama/ Made a milkman
Ashley Massaro = Male’s hoary ass/ Am shy as lose Holy Mass areas/ Shame royal ass/ So slam hearsay/ So slays a harem/ Say, harass mole/ As army asshole/ Slay a mass hero/ Am hoarsely, ass
Chicken Morris = Irks me chronic
Courtney Yates = Yes, coy taunte You sneer catty/ You stay cente You erect, nasty/ You cry neatest/ Eyes at country
Dave Cruser = Cursed rave/ Sued crave User craved/ Curved ears
Denise Martin = I inserted man
Frosti Zernow = First, now zero/ Froze in worst/ Won zero, first/ First row zone/ Front row size/ Tons frowzier
Jaime Dugan = A main judge
James Clement = Jam select men
Leslie Nease = Lease senile/ Less alienee
Sherea Lloyd = Yes Lord, heal/ Hell, so ready/ Her, sole lady/ Holy leaders
~Micronesia~
Alexis Jones = Join sex sale/ See jinx also/ One’s jail sex
Joel Anderson = No older jeans
Kathy Sleckman = The lanky smack
Mary Sartain = Marry a saint/ Sanitary arm/ Train as army
Mikey Bortone = Be monkey riot/ Bite key moron/ Be key monito Took in my bee I broke my tone/ Obi, key mento Money broke it/ Obey monk rite/ My entire book/ Mine, key robot
Natalie Bolton = I’ll beat on a ton/ No, not liable at/ Lone battalion/ Label notation
Tracy Hughes-Wolf = Grew flashy touch/ Tough, flashy crew/ What grouchy self
~Gabon~
Ace Gordon = Do no grace/ Ego-cando Cargo done/ Caged-dono Can do ogre
Bob Crowley = Blew boo cry
Charlie Herschel = Check minor, si Rich smirk once/ Reach chills here
Corinne Kaplan = Rankle on panic
Gillian Larson = Aligns in a roll/ I’ll nag liars on/ Nails a rolling
Kelly Czarnecki = Kneel, lick crazy
Ken Hoang = Khan gone
Marcus Lehman = Launch me arms/ Calmer, humans/ Rush calm amen
Matty Whitmore = Am witty mothe Witty mom-hate Worth it, my mate/ What to my merit
Michelle Chase = Clichés heal me
Randy Bailey = By a yard-line/ I yearn badly/ Nearby daily/ Lay in by dea I learn by day/ Barely in day/ Already in by
Sugar Kipper = I spark purge
Susie Smith = Misuse shit/ Use hit-miss
~Tocantins~
Ben Coach Wade = Woe, bad chance/ Hence a bad cow/ Chewed a bacon
Erinn Lobdell = I’ll lend bone I’ll end noble Bedroll linen
Joe Dowdle = Jewel Dodo
J.T. Thomas = Jots math
Sandy Burgin = Undying bras/ Bind us angry/ Burning days/ Gun any birds
Sierra Reed = Rare desire/ Rise deare As derriere
Spencer Duhm = Denser chump/ Spender much/ Drench spume
Tyson Apostol = Stops any tool/ Loots any spot/ Slays onto top/ Slop too nasty/ Only stoops at/ Spotty saloon/ Stops at loony
~Samoa~
Betsy Bolan = Stolen baby/ Not sly, babe/ Yes, not blab/ No stable by/ Be only stab/ Let’s ban boy/ Sat by noble/ Sob tenably
Brett Clouser = Clutter bores/ Escort butle Bottle curse Butter closer
Erik Cardona = A darker icon/ I adore crank/ Reckon a raid
Kelly Sharbaugh = Hug shaky balle Harsh, ugly, bleak/ All ask her by hug/ All by huge shark
Laura Morett = A true mortal/ Alert, a tumo Am real tuto Late at rumo Rare mulatto/ Rat emulato Turtle aroma
Marisa Calihan = Am a liar, cash in/ Hail in mascara/ Malaria chains/ A main air clash/ I charm a snail
Mike Borassi = Irksome bias/ I am a kiss-bore/ I rob me a kiss
Natalie White = Neat with a lie/ Alienate with/ Await the line
Russell Hantz = Shall run zest
Russell Swan = Ass runs well/ Runs lawless
Shambo Waters = Am the war-boss/ Woe, stab harms/ Bathes so warm/ Bras somewhat/ Hates war mobs/ We harass tomb/ Her wombat ass/A hamster bows
Yasmin Giles = Is slaying me/ Is sly enigma/ Sly in image/ Gain messily/ I lay, messing
~Nicaragua~
Alina Wilson = Lawn liaison
Brenda Lowe = Down a rebel/ Be a new lord/ Blade owne Earned blow/ We bond real/ Bleed on wa Redone bawl/ Been a world/ Enable word/ Drew a noble/ Lowered ban/ New labored/ Wonder-able
Chase Rice = Ace riches/ Rich cease/ Search ice
Dan Lembo = Bad lemon/ Be old man/ Blamed on/ Mad noble/ Lame bond/ Bold name
Jane Bright = Big jar then
Jimmy Tarantino = Majority Tin-Man/ Jam my nitration
Kelly Shinn = Hell skinny
Marty Piombo = A prim tomboy/ Am prim booty/ Boo my armpit/Am it, prom boy/ May trip, boom!
Sash Lenahan = He has annals
Tyrone Davis = Dirty as oven/ Invades Troy/ I drove nasty/ No adversity/ Avoids entry/ Yes, torn diva/ I do envy sta Drove sanity/ I vary, stoned/ Done varsity/ Destroy vain/ Vanity doers/ I not very sad/ I stay vendo Noisy advert/ So divert any/ So invert day/ Navy so tired
Wendy Jo DeSmidt = My joints wedded
Yve Rojas = Joy-save Joy-raves
~ Redemption Island~
Andrea Boehlke = Able naked hero/ Healed on break
Ashley Underwood = Woe, unholy dreads/ Now hours delayed
David Murphy = Hump diva dry
Francesca Hogi = Fears coaching/ Afghani socce A coach’s finge Chains for cage/ Aches of caring/ Forcing a chase/Fingers a coach/ Fiasco change Go if has cance Facing as chore
Grant Mattos = Got start, man/ Strong at mat
Julie Wolf = I foul jewel
Matt Elrod = Old matte Treat mold
Mike Chiesl = Like chimes
Natalie Tenerelli = Tell neat lie in ea Lie alternate line/ Nettle in a real lie
Phillip Sheppard = Helps hard lip-pip
Ralph Kiser = Shark peril/ Sharp liker
Sarita White = We air shit at/ I, I hate warts/ I was a hitte I, I was threat/ With a satire/ It awaits he Hit a war site/ Air the waist/ I hear a twist/ It’s with area / Wait hastie I hate its war
Steve Wright = Swerve tight
Stephanie Valencia = Evil satanic peahen/ I can have penalties/ Is a cheap valentine/Achieve in pleasant/ Leviathan sapience/ Nice spatial heaven
~South Pacific~
Albert Destrade = Deserted lab-rat/ Bastard-delete Stable, retarded/ Led bad retreats/ Latest debarred/ Starred belated/ Let bad arrested
Dawn Meehan = Had new name/ New headman/ A new mad hen
Edna Ma = Anadem/ Maenad/ Mean ad
Elyse Umemoto = Me, you stole me/ You meet moles/ Met, you lose me
Keith Tollefson = Not kill the foes
Mark Caruso = Scour karma/ Sack a rumor
Mikayla Wingle = I malign weakly/ I all weak in gym/ Leak my wailing/ Liking lame way/ Gawkily lame in/ I walk in gamely
Rick Nelson = Censor-link/ Inner locks/ Liken scorn/ Lock sinner
Sophie Clarke = Chase like pro/ Hero pack lies/ A choler spike/ Likes each pro/ Real sick hope
Stacey Powell = Select low pay/ We pat closely/ Coleslaw-type
Whitney Duncan = I hunt new candy/ New handy tunic
~One World~
Alicia Rosa = A social air
Bill Posley = Spoil belly/ Libels ploy/ Lies by poll
Chelsea Meissner = I see her calmness/ Means I cheer less/ See, nice, harmless/ See rich maleness / See, silence harms/ She sense miracle/ Relishes menaces
Christina Cha = Hatch is in ca Archaic hints/ Has rich antic
Colton Cumbie = Boom, nice cult/ Climb out once/ Me not bucolic
Jonas Otsuji = Joins a joust
Kat Edorsson = Rodeos stank/ Ran so stoked/ Torso’s naked/ Soon darkest / Toss dark one/ Too darkness/ Asked no sort/ No doer’s task/ Rodents soak/ Steaks donor
Kim Spradlin = Mild in spark
Kourtney Moon = You’re not monk/ Monkey on tou Took money, run/ Unto key moron
Leif Manson = Elf mansion/ Inflame son
Michael Jefferson = Scoff jail men here
Monica Culpepper = Compel pure panic/ Pimp up concealer
Sabrina Thompson = Snaps in bathroom
Tarzan Smith = Man hits tza This man-tzar
Troyzan Robertson = Ran boozy torrents
~Philippines~
Angie Layton = Goat inanely/ Aye, not align/ Not agile any/ Not gay alien/ I leant agony/ A leaning toy
Artis Silvester = Resists evil rat/ Arrest, it’s evil/ Satirist revels/ Rarest evil sits/ Realist strives/ Resist set rival/ Lives starriest/ Set liar strives/ Vitals-resister
Carter Williams = Alarm, I slit crew/ Camera will sti I will master ca Will tear racism/ I tell racism-wa Tramcar willies/ Call wartime, si I stall war crime/ Calmer liar’s wit/ War’s clear limit/ Crime trail’s law/ Limits a crawle Writes lacrimal
Dana Lambert = Named ‘Lab-rat’/ Alert, bad man/ Damnable rat/ Bad maternal/ Am bad rental/ Real tab, damn/ Tear bald man/ Blamed a rant/ Tamable, darn
Denise Stapely = Destiny please/ A needless pity/ Despise neatly/ Steady in sleep
Katie Hanson = Hit on a snake/ Shake nation
Lisa Whelchel = We heal chills
Malcolm Freberg = Grab me from cell
Michael Skupin = Is human pickle/ A chipmunk lies/ I leak much spin/ Is unlike champ
R.C. Saint-Amour = Satanic rumo I scorn trauma/ In a cast-rumo Crams in a tou A rustic mano Am corsair nut/ Can arm suito Courts airman/ Is man-curato Ran custom ai Ration sacrum
Roxanne Morris = So annex mirror
Sarah Dawson = Now a hard ass/ Had no raw ass/ Has no awards/ Ran as shadow
~Caramoan~
Allie Pohevitz = Hip evil zealot/ I plot vile haze
Eddie Fox = Die foxed/ I’d feed ox
Hope Driskill = He drops, I kill/ Like lordship/ Killed his pro
Matt Bischoff = Bitch’s off mat/ Combat shift
Michael Snow = Slow machine/ A clownish me/ I shame clown/ In camel show/ He now claims / Cinema howls/ Chews on mail
Reynold Toepfer = Order foe plenty/ Pretend foolery/ Reported felony/ To freely ponde Deploy on ferret/ Eloped for entry/ Order pony fleet/ Poetry enfolder
Shamar Thomas = So asthma harm/ Harm a hot mass/ Has trash ammo
Sherri Biethman = Me in harsh tribe/ Him in her breast/ Am here in births/ I banish her, term/ I share birth, men/ Rebirth in shame
~Blood vs. Water~
Brad Culpepper = Clapper burped
Caleb Bankston = Can’t be so blank/ Slant backbone/ Bacon blankets
Hayden Moss = She’s dynamo!/ As shy demon/ Shamed nosy
Katie Collins = Lick toenails/ I slacken toil/ Ocean kills it/ Kill a section/ Catlike lions
Laura Boneham = A humane labo A lame hour ban/ A hoe ran album/ Aloha, unbar me/ Heal bun-aroma
Marissa Peterson = Not a sperm arises/ A sperm assertion/ Am a set prisone Rear-ass nepotism/Armpit’s seasone Arrest me, passion/ Arsonist rapes me/ Is men’s separato Arrest pains me so/ Asserts more pain/ Praise as monste Separates minors/ Passion-streame Mere star passion/ No arteries-spasm/ An opera mistress/ Mean pastor rises/ Aspersion maste Parrot as nemesis/ Tame as prisoners/ A rainstorm seeps
Rachel Foulger = Hour, grace fell/ Face log-hurle Flag cruel hero/ Her cougar fell/ Go half-cruele Our charge fell/ Furor hell cage/ Flag hoe-curle For huge recall/ Clog her earful/ Rare cough fell / For huge cellar
~Cagayan~
Brice Johnston = I scorn job then/ Jobs not enrich
David Samson = So damn diva/ Void damn ass
Garrett Adelstein = Get restraint deal/ Dates tit-enlarge Lasted retreating/ Let Tragedian rest/ Treat red genitals/ Designate rattle Restart a deleting
Jeremiah Wood = Hide major woe
J’Tia Taylor = Joy at trial
Lindsey Ogle = Godly senile/ End silly ego/ Does yelling/ I yelled song/ Long eyelids/ Eyeing dolls/ On edge, silly/ Need go silly/ Only leg dies/ Old sly genie/ Single yodel
LJ McKanas = Jams clank
Morgan McLeod = Am cold-monge Commander log/ Glad commone Command ogle Gold morn came
Trish Hegarty = Hearty rights/ She try aright/ Starry height/ Try high rates
Tony Vlachos = Vocal, not shy/ Not sly havoc
~San Juan del Sur~
Alec Christy = Has tricycle/ I trash cycle/ Cliché saty Scarcely hit/ Stray cliché/ Try chalices / Shy at circle/ Teach lyrics
Baylor Wilson = I slay lowborn/ So lowly brain
Dale Wentworth = At the new world/ Threw a letdown/ World went hate/ Drew not wealth/ Let down the wa We worth dental
Drew Christy = Hit, screw dry/ Is dry wretch/ Screwy third/ Switch dryer
Josh Canfield = Child of jeans
Missy Payne = Say my penis/ Yes, I spy, man/ My easy spin/ Yes, main spy
Natalie Anderson = Ends an alienato An anal desertion
Wes Nale = New sale/ See lawn
~Worlds Apart~
Carolyn Rivera = Carry in a love Carry novel air
Dan Foley = Only deaf/ Day-felon/ Yodel fan
Hali Ford = Hold fai Fold hair
Joaquin Souberbielle = Job be a queer illusion/ I one jealous quibbler
Kelly Remington = Enemy troll king/ Kill ten gory men/ Not grill my knee
Lindsey Cascaddan = Dances as candidly/ I access dandy land
Max Dawson = Was damn ox
Mike Holloway = Lame wily hook
Nina Poersch = Penis ancho Crash in open/ Nice orphans/ Shine on crap/ China person
Rodney LaVoie = A looney drive/ I do yearn love/ I lay overdone/ I loony evade Rely on a video
Sierra Thomas = I am star horse/ Is a smart hero/ Am so trashie A hermit soars/ Riot harass me/ Hear as I storm/ Her aroma sits/ A riot smashe Air harms toes/ Roar, hiss at me/ Air some trash
Tyler Fredrickson = Drink for secretly/ Lends for trickery/ Fry closet drinke Escort fly drinker
Vince Sly = Sync evil
Will Simpson = Won slim lips
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